Sam

= he/it = lover of block men =

[slimepost-generator]

two beautiful transgender bodies locked in eternal combat

[daz4i]

[doofushq]

i have an odd headcanon that carlos can do a backflip. there is nothing in canon that implies that he can but i just firmly believe that one day in college he was just like “i wanna learn how to do a backflip.” and then just spent then next month learning how

once cecil found out he just started to randomly ask him to do one just to see it (carlos always says yes cause why wouldn’t he)

[doofushq]

+ cecil finds out while he’s picking carlos up from the science squads weekend hangouts

Nilanjana (tipsy): Do a flip!!

Carlos (also tipsy): Okay. *just straight up does a backflip*

Cecil (sober): what the fuck.

[doofushq]

i have an odd headcanon that carlos can do a backflip. there is nothing in canon that implies that he can but i just firmly believe that one day in college he was just like “i wanna learn how to do a backflip.” and then just spent then next month learning how

once cecil found out he just started to randomly ask him to do one just to see it (carlos always says yes cause why wouldn’t he)

[doofushq]

Link? ★彡

drew this a little bit ago and realized i never post on my tumblr so here is some food for y’all

[witchychick128]

every day i wake up and watch my emotional support millennials play insanely intricate dnd campaigns for hours on end and i am not ashamed of that

[commoncoldz]

[bringbackmaes14]

Merry Chrysler

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[luukewyrm]

Made this for anyone who wants it. I will not say who i voted i wish to remain impartial

[panidanya]

through the skin

so hc9!bdubs who has the ability to control the moss that covers his body but at some point this power gets out of control and starts to corrode his skin??

[linktoo-doodles]

did it hurt? did it cut deep?

[doofushq]

currently thinking about mitskis “a pearl” and how much it reminds me of carlos and the dow

[doofushq]

like,,,,,, “you’re growing tired of me; and all the things i don’t talk about” HOW IS THAT NOT HIM

AND “it’s just that i fell in love with a war; nobody told me it ended” HE KEPT OBSESSING OVER THE DOW AND RELIVING HIS TRUAMA AND AHHHHHHHH

[doofushq]

currently thinking about mitskis “a pearl” and how much it reminds me of carlos and the dow

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

🧍🏻‍♀️<- me at work when someone is not actively telling me what to do

[guerrillatech]

[wakingfromthewater]

OK the only people I have known who have a garage fridge are Korean and use it for kimchi because they make enough of it they need a Designated Kimchi Fridge, so I get that.

But can my fellow white Americans please explain what you put in the second fridge?

[general-light]

this is how cwilbur should start off his personalised apology videos

[b0y1sh]

Transmasc philosophers be like he/hmmmm