Magical Ms Mistoffelees

Soren (they/she) ◅◅◇▻▻ undergrad student majoring in math and minoring in linguistics ◅◅◇▻▻ this blog is generally shitposts, math, linguistics, MtG, and videogames ◅◅◇▻▻ mi alasa kama-sona e toki-pona ◅◅◇▻▻ check out my photography

[pantheraleo04]

i made a side blog to post all my photography if anyone wants to follow it: @sorens-photography​

i queued a bunch of posts but once those run out idk how often ill be posting there

heres some examples of stuff ive done

[joshuaballsett]

Give Lilly Wachowski Her 10 Fucking Million Dollars To Make A Movie What The Fuck Is Wrong With You You Stupid Cunts Like Hello She Made The Matrix Are You Dumb? Do You Not Like Good Shit?

[monstermoviedean]

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

[oneheadtoanother]

[heirtocragflame]

One thing you learn as an autistic child is that when someone says “tell me I’m wrong” during an argument they really don’t like it when you say “you’re wrong.” It is really funny to watch their expression though.

[orange-catsidy]

[orange-catsidy]

faqs:

is this real? / i thought pro wrestling was fake? wrestling is 'fake' in that the fights are choreographed and the winner is predetermined, but the physicality is very real. there's no way to 'fake' getting whipped with a metal chain so hard it leaves welts.

why ARE they chained? this is a specialty fight called a 'dog collar match' where both participants are, you guessed it, fitted with dog collars which are then chained together.

is this legal? / how can this be allowed? why wouldn't it be? they're both consenting adults who planned and agreed to it.

but they could be seriously hurt! they know, and they accept the risk. pro wrestlers are well aware of the injuries possible in their line of work, and they do it anyway because they're crazy people.

IS there aftercare? of a sort, yeah - there's a medical team on hand to patch everyone up, and lots of coworkers backstage to give them a 'job well done!'

why are they wearing thigh highs? they're kneepads/shin guards for protection. looking like sexy thigh highs is just a bonus side effect!

ok, but why's that guy in a shiny speedo? personal preference. wrestlers can design their own outfits and some prefer full coverage long tights, while others wear less to show off the gams.

is that cm punk? yup! he unretired last year.

why do straight men watch this? i'm still trying to figure this one out. 🤷

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#is this just kinky as hell to anyone else or like#is that just me? 

Nah mate two half-naked muscular men chained together by their dog collars whipping the shit out of each other with chains in a ritualised power struggle with a predetermined dominator and submitter of the interaction in a public ring is wholesome family entertainment

[sqrt-73]

Interesting math fact of the day #589:

Any sequence of n² + 1 distinct integers must contain either an increasing or decreasing subsequence (different sequence achieved by removing any number of elements from the original sequence) of length n + 1.

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[teaboot]

Project Hail Mary was such a good movie but I cannot stop thinking about how fucking funny it would have been if Ilyukhina and Yao had made it instead of Grace

[teaboot]

The Beetles (boring name AU) arrive back on earth and Stratt opens the video diary and it's Ilyukhina and Yao going "sooooooo your pet twink didn't make it"

[teaboot]

Imagine them taping Grace's glasses onto Rocky's exosuit and hoping she doesn't notice like a pair of exhausted parents swapping out their four year old's dead goldfish for a new one

[teaboot]

It's almost like he's stil there with them

[pantheraleo04]

shout-out to the dude at the canes who didn't charge me for my drink when I was cooling down before work

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

i want a job where i can do repetitive tasks for hours while listening to music and ive been talking to my mom about it and shes like "so you want autism job" and i said I Guess.

[prokopetz]

I was looking up the size of ships in 40k and one result took me to a forum. I got jumpscared when I saw you posting from 2009. Amazing.

Yeah, it turns out that it's actually fairly easy to maintain recognisably the same social media identity for twenty years when you're not part of any of the demographics that are constantly getting banned for no reason.

[kittydealer]

u/MambaMentality24x2

[beardedmrbean]

Drinks on the house

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Boys will be boys

[stepfordgoth]

This is so cute

[johnathan-armanithan]

Michigan. I can promise you that.

[blackwolfmanrisen]

I fucks with that

[nonenosome]

"Nothin' hits better than a roof beer."

[stilldickslappinthestate]

Break My Stride playing on repeat makes this absolutely perfect.

[xener-aol]

whats ur fav file type!

.png

.jpg

.gif

.doc

.txt

.mp4

.mov

.7zip

.rar

.exe

.other (say in the tags!)

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

[magic-the-girlbossing]

Nigel Farage 'unaware Parliamentary investigation would restart' after by-election - report

As it turns out, Nigel Farage might have wasted most of his summer by spending it fighting with a man wearing a bin on his bonce.

endlessly amused that Farage seems to think he's a Magic: The Gathering card

[magic-the-girlbossing]

blunder of the century: Farage plays Ephemerate into non-targeted removal

[curiooftheheart]

Courtesy of Shivam Bhatt on twitter