why are you here?

sit down, have some tea (he/him) (follow for low quality marauders shitposts) (messages very open if you’re not weird)

[doomedbythenarratives]

“if you say ‘back in my day’ one more time i’m going to brutally scoop your eyes out” -regulus to sirius probably

[doomedbythenarratives]

*disappears from the internet for a month*

so i read art heist baby

[doomedbythenarratives]

the marauders and the slytherin skittles would have the craziest group chat conversations

[jamesisasimp]

Perhaps I'm just uncultured, but why has no one ever done Sirius finding out about jegulus because he's been sneaking visits with Reg as Padfoot?? Like Sirius is just laying there in animagus form with his head on Reg's lap while he does his homework, and Reg has no idea, and James is sneaking over to say hi and ask if they're still on for tonight, and he and Padfoot just lock eyes

[doomedbythenarratives]

and he looked at me

and i looked at him

[remuslupinsweaters]

please don't scroll :(

Had to delete my other post because you could easily find my location by a building in the background (tysm for letting me know, btw!)

I feel sick to my stomach for doing this, but I truly don't have a single person to turn to. I tried contacting my father to see if he could take my cats in while I sort things out, but he said my step siblings don't like cats and he doesn't want to pick a fight with my step mother.

I couldn't raise the funds on time, and unfortunately I got evicted from my apartment a few hours ago, so now I have to somehow raise enough to pay off back-rent and find a place while I get back on my feet. My landlord's lawyer called to say he'll be taking this to court if necessary. So yeah, I'll take making a fool of myself on the internet over making my life even more miserable.

To be honest, I don't have a fucking clue how could I even get out of this, but i'll be damned if I don't try.

If you would like to help, you can do so here. Reblogs are highly appreciated as well ❤️‍🩹

[remuslupinsweaters]

Edit: May/13/2023

$112/$540

THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭😭

I'm still homeless but at least I'm not scared of getting another call from my ex-landlord's lawyer. You have don't know how much you've helped me :c <3 thank you, thank you, thank you 💗💗💗

[doomedbythenarratives]

Hi. I'm so sorry for bothering you:c but I really need all the help I can get. I have a chronic heart condition that doesn't allow me to work my regular hours. Things got serious pretty fast and suddenly, I wasn't able to pay rent. I got evicted 57 days ago, and I'm trying to raise funds to pay off what I owe to my landlord and avoid getting sued, and hopefully find a little place while I get back on my feet.

You think you could help me reblogging my pinned post to spread the word a bit? Thank you so much in advance. And I'm truly, very sorry for having to recur to this.

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[doomedbythenarratives]

what i think the marauders (+reg) computer passwords would be:

sirius: 1234qwerty

james: password

remus: Gladiator in arena consilium capit

peter: his birthday (i’m too lazy to google it)

regulus: Bartywasherelmao (barty made his password and reg never changed it)

[doomedbythenarratives]

marauders as shit my friends have said:

james, about a paper cut: damn that hurts

regulus: you know what else hurts?

james: what?

regulus: the impending doom of human existence and the temporary reality of happiness

james:

james: i thought you were going to make a your mom joke but

[a-penchant-for-the-lethe]

I love that no matter what animagus, I see people headcannoning Regulus as (a snake or a black cat or whatever) it's always an animal that likes to bask in the sun. I just find that so cute. Like snakes are cold-blooded, so they need the sun's warmth to survive, and cats will actively seek out the nicest sun spot to nap in. Like, no matter his form, Regulus searches for James in the warmth of a comfortable sun beam. In how safe he feels curled up by a sunny window. Does that make sense?

[doomedbythenarratives]

THIS IS SO CUTE IM GONNA CRY SOMEONE WRITE POETRY OR SOMETHING

[doomedbythenarratives]

james, during newts season: how long can you be awake for without like… hallucinating

regulus, without missing a beat: 72 hours

james:…how do you know

regulus: there’s a clown behind you

[doomedbythenarratives]

sirius: you are

james: my fire.

sirius: the one

james: desire.

sirius: believe

james: when i say.

remus, acting annoyed but it’s actually smiling: i want it that way

peter: TELL ME WHY

all four: AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE

[reggies-fake-horcrux]

I love possessive regulus so much you guys do not understand

[nikolai-alexi]

ahhhh okokokokok i see you and i raise you: possessive james

[doomedbythenarratives]

i raise you: both at the same time

[murderoushagthesequel]

4 albums i've been listening to!

ah! thank you for the tag @morefuntomisss <3

(i mainly listen to playlists but these four albums come up the most in said playlists so i went with that!)

Reputation- Taylor Swift

Narrated For You- Alec Benjamin

The Family Jewels- MARINA

Bits n' Pieces- Bears in Trees

if you want toooo @canyouhearmyfear, @not-rab, @bellathethirstybitch and @aroacelilyevans!

[bellathethirstybitch]

Thanks for the tag <3

If I could make it go quiet- Girl in Red

Cults-Cults

Demon Days- Gorillaz

Portals (Deluxe)- Melanie Martinez

Have a go if you want~

@loonylupinblack3

Omg u tagged like everybody I have actually spoken to lol, other than the one I tagged

[loonylupinblack3]

Okay, thank you for the tag <3

The rise and fall of Ziggy stardust and the spiders from Mars - David Bowie

Lover - Taylor Swift

Ultraviolence - Lana Del Ray

AM - Artic Monkeys

tags:

@ladylokilaufeyson5 @sillylittlejesterman @doomedbythenarratives

[doomedbythenarratives]

thank you for the tag :))

Concentrate- The Happy Fits

Kintsugi- Death Cab For Cutie

This Empty Northern Hemisphere- Gregory Alan Isakov

Jukebox The Ghost self titled

(please talk to me about music i am music kid i had a very hard time choosing albums)

tags!

@cynyxx @monsterz-ink (pls come back i miss you ink <3)

[doomedbythenarratives]

James “would you still love me if i were a worm” Potter and Regulus “yes” Black

[ye-olde-trojan-horse]

love this but now I’m imagining james’s animagus form as a worm instead of a stag and I can’t stop laughing.

regulus: wtf is that?

sirius: what?

regulus: THAT WORM ON YOUR RUG?!

sirius: oh, it’s james.

regulus: 👁️👁️

sirius: …

regulus: …

regulus: you know what, I don’t even want to know.

[ye-olde-trojan-horse]

OKAY BUT ALL THE MARAUDERS HAVING TINY ANIMAGUS FORMS IS GIVING THIS ENERGY

[chace-vito]

worm animagus James Potter: he gets a worm farm, it sits on his bedside table and sometimes James just likes to hang out it there with his worm buddies and soak in the warm earth. they've been late to class quite a few times trying to figure out what worm is James because he fell asleep in the farm again

bee animagus Peter Pettigrew: they demand (affectionate) he gift them honey, they wake up covered in it, beds soaked. often falls asleep in the flowers in the pumpkin patch when they close for night time. nearly died stinging Hagrid that one time so they got potted flowers for the dorm

jumping spider Sirius Black:

the teachers just think they're really into herbology

[doomedbythenarratives]

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

worm james: *stares at regulus*

regulus: stop looking at me

worm james: *continues staring*

worm james: *inches closer*

regulus: i can’t understand you when you act like this

worm james: :(

regulus, offering his finger for worm james: i hate you

remus just would not tolerate jumping spider sirius black. like he would leave the room.

[doomedbythenarratives]

James “would you still love me if i were a worm” Potter and Regulus “yes” Black

[ringaroundtherosier-deactivated]

WAIT WAIT GUYS THE NEW COVID VARIANT IS CALLED ARCTURUS WTF WHY AM I LAUGHING

[doomedbythenarratives]

this is so real

[reggies-fake-horcrux]

marauders as famous Latin quotes:

james- dum spiro, spero (while i breathe, I hope)

sirius- ad astra per aspera (to the stars through difficulties)

remus- lupus non timet canem latrantem (a wolf is not afraid of a barking dog)

peter- qui totem volt totem perdit (he who wants everything, loses everything)

regulus- fluctuat nec mergitur (it is tossed by the waves but does not sink)

marlene- ex nihilo nihil fit (from nothing comes nothing)

mary- alis propriis volat (she flies with her own wings)

lily- struit incidias lacrimis cum feminina plurit (when a woman weeps, she is setting traps with her tears)

dorcas- si vis pacem, para bellum (if you want peace, prepare for war )

evan- veritas vos liberabit (the truth will set you free)

barty- vivamus moriendum est. (let us live, since we must die.)

pandora- si vis amari, ama (if you wish to be loved, love)