cute ouppy ten billion!!!!!

Died on a sunny day in the summer of '22 20's She/Her x3

[puppybotz]

I'm in my early 20's, I like sparkly furries and brightly coloured cartoons, I also like most STEM things, biology and engineering are my favourites, I reblog alot of somewhat NSFW stuff on this blog but avoid explicit porn, I use it mostly for art and making friends

if it wasn't clear, this is my furry escapism blog! but it's also my only blog ^w^ (that I'll tell you about >;3 ) so it's also not just that at all sometimes. so please tread with wild abandon and expect alot of fluttershy, ok? stay safe out there!! out in the big world outside this lil blog!!! stay safe!!!!!

[coco6420]

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

[imjunebitch]

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

[winged-void]

it's simple. i think if you make fun of bridget thigh high collar animal noise girls you should be killed immediately and brutally. i think if you're mean to girls who are struggling to recover from a lifetime of trauma and mistreatment that is renewed every time they go outside you are lower than dirt. i cannot tolerate it i just cant.

[sapphire-shores]

flutter butter

[plurpaws]

does this just keep going forever?

[plurpaws]

GIF version!

[pokeballvictimized]

[wizardarchetypes]

i had a nightmare last night i was at a marina with my friend and there were saltwater crocodiles swimming all around and she said, "don't worry, they won't come up on the docks. they don't hurt people." and i said, "what about that one? does that one hurt people" and she said, "which one?" and my dream comedically cut to a crocodile in the water wearing a Jason mask.

[wizardarchetypes]

for people asking, it was wearing the mask like this:

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s dangerous to go alone; take this:

[fallout-lou-begas]

wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"

wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting

wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.

wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.

wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.

wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.

wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[flutterbvnny]

guys it’s happening

[pumpkincookie269]

[synthalest]

ten thousand years infinite income every disabled girl 1 billion dollars a year

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[corrucyst]

[blaquesails]

some replies:

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[cosmicdogmoon]

Hisuian typhlosion has quickly become arguably my fav pokemon, it's v close! I love their colors and vibe sooooo much ✨️