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tiffany / 18 / ca

[horchatadrinker]

finally told my parents they’re gay

[pastanak]

[wizardjpeg]

oh i am so genius

[wizardjpeg]

instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich

[kosmonin]

[amateur]

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

[zanimez]

please watch jenna marbles fuck around with a green screen im literally pissing myself

[missespaintadventures-deactivat]

when you have a shit blog and someone follows you

[poealsobucky]

😭 so pure

[ommanyte]

Big lick energy

[gods-oats]

Alternative:

[acoolguy]

your lame wedding ring:

my epic wedding gauntlet:

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[daily-showerthoughts]

5 is like an honorary even number

[charlixcxfan420]

why does this make sense?

[lesbianrey]

corny teenage sitcom lesbians are valid

[theconqueeror]

no gifs can do this scene justice

[notglacier]

you know this fucking tune

[stuffmikeclicked]

They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties.

… I like the full version.

[pussyclench-deactivated20140724]

*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell

[paprika]

[amaralesbian]

Hey Lesbians

There is nothing wrong with the way you are.

[imnothumannow]

So say I just murdered someone, but there’s nothing wrong with it if I’m a lesbian?

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Yea exactly I’m glad we cleared this up.

[stupidgeekz]

But because I’m straight, I’m going to jail. I see how it is.

[amaralesbian]

That’s right