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@dopedosser
came online just to post this @ecbase
oh hi I have found the new reaction for *everything*
wow it’s me
I need this in a gif form lol
And I think to myself
what a wonderful worm
@ecbase
In 1938, the coelacanth, a prehistoric fish more related to reptiles and mammals than modern fish was discovered. It was thought to have gone extinct 65 years ago, during the same period in which the dinosaurs disappeared.
me: what if i had a vagina?
zee: id burrow myself in it like a worm.
me: ...i dont think id be comfortable with that.
zee: are you saying you wouldnt love me if i were a worm?
me: realistically? probably not.
zee: youre hurting my worm feelings.
me: babe, no one on this earth is sexually attracted to or even ROMATICALLY attracted to worms.
zee: overkill! overkill!
me: babe, you seriously think that if i were a human and you were a worm, id just think "huh, i really find that one specific worm sexy" and that worm would happen to be you?
zee: yes.
me: what the fuck...
actual conversations between gam and i include gam askin me to show my ass in public, then continues as follows “no” “do it or i will-” “what are you gonna do, arrest me? spank me?” “no, i will do the OPPOSITE. i will bail you out, then gently caress you. but you dont want to be arrested, do you?” “yes, i do” “and have it on your records?” “i do” “and have your life ruined forever?” “i do” gam, under their breath “i’m tired of your shit”
almost four years into our relationship and just now i realize gam’s a furry.
not true )o:<
me: i want pennywise the clown to pop this pussy
zee: bye, i cant do this anymore
zee: you dont text me for decadades
me: decades
zee: decadades
me: dec...ades
zee: dec... adades
me: spell decades
zee: d-e-c-d-a-d-i-e-s
me: am i having a stroke
dopedosser:
what if i WANT the door knob in my ass
i’m never visitin ya.
very smart choice
dopedosser:
oh my jesus bye
DON’T LET THE DOORKNOB GO UP YO ASS ON THE WAY OUT.
what if i WANT the door knob in my ass
dopedosser:
bruh
no one here is sucking your dick any time soon
IN YO HOUSEHOLD YA MEAN AND THAT’S FINE. cause i know a few motherfuckers what would open they maw as soon as i dropped mine pants.
oh my jesus bye
dopedosser:
dude
no
yo call, just hit me up when ya change yo mind.
bruh
no one here is sucking your dick any time soon
dopedosser:
i have a fiancé
and also dont you have a girlfriend or something
dont be weird (o;
BRING YO FIANCÉ.
dude
no
dopedosser:
ill suck a dick alright
ill suck my own fucken dick
eat shit nerd
how about ya suck mine
i have a fiancé
and also dont you have a girlfriend or something
dont be weird (o;
dopedosser:
therapize me daddy
as freud would say: SUCK A DICK.
ill suck a dick alright
ill suck my own fucken dick
eat shit nerd