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came online just to post this @ecbase

localstarboy

oh hi I have found the new reaction for *everything*

chequethearchives-deactivated20

wow it’s me

fuxkyofeelinsxd

I need this in a gif form lol

#save #pictures

loverdudearchive

And I think to myself

loverdudearchive

what a wonderful worm

dopedosser

@ecbase

#fitting

lowkeybaddiee-deactivated202109

#gam be like

unbfacts

In 1938, the coelacanth, a prehistoric fish more related to reptiles and mammals than modern fish was discovered. It was thought to have gone extinct 65 years ago, during the same period in which the dinosaurs disappeared.

me: what if i had a vagina?

zee: id burrow myself in it like a worm.

me: ...i dont think id be comfortable with that.

zee: are you saying you wouldnt love me if i were a worm?

me: realistically? probably not.

zee: youre hurting my worm feelings.

me: babe, no one on this earth is sexually attracted to or even ROMATICALLY attracted to worms.

zee: overkill! overkill!

me: babe, you seriously think that if i were a human and you were a worm, id just think "huh, i really find that one specific worm sexy" and that worm would happen to be you?

zee: yes.

me: what the fuck...

#babe...#please...#i am not a worm lover...#regardless that you think im also a furry #the fact is i dont feel any sexual attraction to worms or any animals #ecbase #the babe

ecbase

actual conversations between gam and i include gam askin me to show my ass in public, then continues as follows “no” “do it or i will-” “what are you gonna do, arrest me? spank me?” “no, i will do the OPPOSITE. i will bail you out, then gently caress you. but you dont want to be arrested, do you?” “yes, i do” “and have it on your records?” “i do” “and have your life ruined forever?” “i do” gam, under their breath “i’m tired of your shit”