Cousin Itt in Hooker Boots

hey

[forbiddensimpsonspics]

[iguanamouth]

[pukicho]

Hope everyone is well today !

[pukicho]

And tomorrow !!!!

[pukicho]

After that you’re on your own

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[pepelover22]

Me as a farmer

*runs myself over with a tractor*

[asterisk-boobnoise]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND —- MY UNCLE IS A FARMER AND ONE DAY HE WAS GOING OUT TO CHECK HIS CROPS HE NOTICES A TRACTOR JUST GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES Thinks, “That’s weird, I go check it out” HIS FUCKING NEIGHBOR FELL OFF HIS TRACTOR AND GOT RAN OVER But he was on a slope So the tractor went around and around in circles Running him over each time and he was pressed into the ground like a fucking cartoon How long had he been there? Maybe an hour. He was alive, and fine. Just pressed into the dirt like Wile. E Coyote and was so stuck in there that he couldn’t move so he just kept getting run over until my uncle found him

[despazito]

when i see a funni post but im blocked by op

[doesnteatstyrofoam]

i love how unapologetically minecraft this later half of 2018 is

[yodelmachine]

My laundry basket is self-loading.

[fieldbears]

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

[blackqueerblog]

Period! Whiteness is a privilege 

[greentracksuitgohan-deactivated]

Who was that patronizing twat saying she was scaring children like shut up

[headrest-for-my-soul]

i started crying watching this

[wrapmeupinwords-deactivated2018]

Son of a pilot, here: it’s one of few standardized international safety laws that they can’t take off with passengers standing. If you’re on a plane anywhere in the world, you can do this. You’re legally within your rights to do so and they would be breaking the law to ignore you/take off regardless.

[smuganimebitch]

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

[blackpyrefly]

49-minute yoda fuck scene

[smuganimebitch]

you are the exception

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[dovelani-deactivated20180930]

the lower the score, the better

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

This is it. The first post on Tumblr Mobile where the colored text works.

[paper-mario-wiki]

nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.

[fortheloveofcare]

Herbal Witch Moodboard requested by anon 🌿

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

How do we explain to 40+ year olds online that you can’t just end every sentence with “…” without conveying a really ominous vibe lol.

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

i love that this post has informed me that thousands of other people my age are terrified by totally innocuous messages from parents, professors, and bosses. 

[notthebigspoon]

My fucking dad does this. Logically I know he doesn’t mean anything by it. On a primal level everything he texts is concerning.

[pr1nceshawn]

What A Great Idea!

This billboard is made of 2,000 cheeseburgers that anyone can take for free.

This bag of chips has two perforations so you can open it more the further down you eat.

This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.

This is a phone charging station where you can pedal to get power.

Trash bins in Copenhagen are angled so cyclists can toss their trash while biking.

This dressing room has labeled hooks to help you separate your clothes.

Choose a cup and let everyone know about your current status.

Doghouses near a supermarket in Copenhagen.

There’s a special place for your pet in this supermarket cart.

A cafe in Poland provides its guests with water for their pets. 

 These bananas are sorted by how ripe they are at the moment.

This pharmacy has a magnifying glass so people can read medicine labels more easily.

This pizza place has a display with all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other.

[cooltoy101-deactivated20210309]

Big Dave

[birdrhetorics]

reblog to have Big Dave bless your dash with user centered design

[skeleslime-phantom]

Popular Opinion

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

[sushinfood]

op do you accept constructive criticism

[skeleslime-phantom]

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

[sushinfood]

m i n t    s u c k 

[skeleslime-phantom]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE DISRESPECT MY MINTS