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*stares in blind fury at 5 different projects that all want my undivided attention*
Projects want me Productivity gurus fear me
i don't do bad sauce passes
Show & Tell
Game of Thrones Daily
$LAYYYTER
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shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document
ojovivo

Origami Around
hello vonnie
cherry valley forever

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Love Begins

Product Placement

izzy's playlists!
wallacepolsom
Acquired Stardust

blake kathryn
almost home
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@dopelessly-addicted
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*stares in blind fury at 5 different projects that all want my undivided attention*
Projects want me Productivity gurus fear me
got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not any more” and walked off
god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time
trust me, if they've seen it. it's meant for their eyes and the eyes of the partner. Isn't that right, honey? 😏 @whitewiccan
am i third wheeling rn
@gayluigi
Now THIS is what I like to see!!!!!!!
It's sad that people still think Reese is real. Do they honestly expect us to believe that these are all pieces of Reese? He would have to be massive.
It's a communion wafer type situation. A Reeses Priest tranmutes the Pieces into Pieces of Reese.
gonna start calling communion wafers "jesus' pieces"
Nurses
Therapists
Your dad
teachers
The flaming skull
burning man 2023 explained
burning man is a festival for rich white people who want to smoke weed and trip acid in the nevada desert and pretend they're one with the earth. it's not a music festival or anything that serves any purpose, it's just vibes
a hundred year flash flood just hit nevada, including where burning man is being held this very weekend
dry desert ground can't suddenly absorb water, let alone that much water all at once, so now burning man is a giant mud pit with THICK deep mud
nobody can get in or out, so they closed all the roads
FEMA just told the *73,000 PEOPLE* stranded at burning man to shelter in place, ration food and water, and essentially "you're on your own, good luck"
the port-o-potties are overflowing into the mud they're all walking around in
the official CDC twitter account tweeted (and then deleted) that there's a confirmed ebola outbreak at burning man, but people are pretty sure it's just trench illnesses. like actual WWI trench illnesses
earlier this week, climate activists protested against burning man, and all the attendees drove right past them (and yelled at them, and tried to get them arrested, etc)
there's a private jet at burning man where people can join the mile high club. it just takes off and lands all day and lets people fuck in it. no word yet on the fuck plane's current status/location
and lastly: when the ground here gets wet, the sea monkeys hatch
it’s worth mentioning here that Brace Belden is pretending to be at burning man and started the Ebola rumor among others as a joke and everyone is just believing him
I have to survive... no matter what!!
The third coming.
Thinking about drinking an iced chai latte this October has me frotting at the mouth 🥴
Frothing.
hello beloveds ☺️
made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to
You are appreciated
I want what they have
the final photos are so cute x