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[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

MEAT BERRY MEAT BERRY MEAT B

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

They did tissue recellularization on a grape

[nevercure]

Please watch this guy's YouTube He is a real life mad scientist be altered his genome so he won't be lactose intolerant anymore he made bioluminescent living Christmas tree ornaments he made a cold torch just to feel fire with his handd he made gecko hand pads in an attempt to climb walls this man.. He tried to make spider silk out of beer

[antioch-actius]

All of that was done by ONE GUY!?

[queencatradora]

fuck instagram except for the lesbian couple i follow on there with two kids who got married 10 years ago as a “heterosexual couple” and then one night one of them came out as a lesbian and then the other one came out as a trans woman so they stayed together and now live their best gay life

[queencatradora]

instagram could burn to the ground and this is the only thing i want remaining

[queencatradora]

here is a link to a story they wrote for a parenting magazine about their experience!

‘We both rolled over in bed. Me: ‘I’m gay.’ Her: ‘I’m transgender.’ Silence. Now what? I’m married. HAPPILY married!’: Couple stays together

“We quickly went from a family no one looked twice at walking down the street: a husband and wife with their two sons, to a family everyone

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

And they’re Jewish!!! 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrNosAoHci6/

[densoro]

#The article also says the kids went from calling Sarah ‘Daddy’ to ‘Eema’ when she transitioned#Which is the Hebrew word for mother#So cute

[gayfertilitygoddess]

They’re gay, they’re Jewish AND they’re public school teachers???

[30-minute-memes]

Inventing ways to deliver whoop-ass.

[cli-meme]

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[damianimated]

Everyone deserves a happily ever after.

[gifcraft]

[conflictingheart]

A cow catching snowflakes

[jimbenton]

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans.

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

Ok I just now noticed the birds. I thought this was just a comic about bread and respectful distance. I stand with my point though.

[stjudy]

later he said they’re getting two rats

[warandpeas]

Happy Women’s Day ✊

✨ Get the book: https://warandpeas.contactin.bio ✨

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so wholesome

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

[callmebliss]

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

[strangeracrossthestreet]

CAT DAD IS BACK

[jackslenderman]

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

[aquilacalvitium]

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

[midgardian-april]

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

[trishmishtree]

update:

[lemonsharks]

I love that he kept …. All of them.

[petermorwood]

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

[teashoesandhair]

You’re welcome.

[askfordoodles]

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

[theminingengineer]

@every-n-anything

[karmic-punishment-deactivated20]

[fierceawakening]

All hail Catdad

[daisy-rivers]

I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.

[pretty-frown-deactivated2026011]

I’M CRYING!?

[instant-karma-official]

CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE

[lilith-hargreeves-official]

I live for cat dad-

[rip-paramour]

Cat dad has saved us all

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[bloody-no-kissu]

The cat dad is back! Owo

[dragongrowlings]

The panic over COVID-19 causing people to hoard shit unnecessarily means I can't find medical supplies (like disinfecting alcohol wipes) without paying an obnoxiously exorbitant amount.

Generally healthy, able-bodied people don't need masks, exam gloves, or alcohol swabs to protect themselves against COVID-19. But chronically ill people and their caretakers do need those supplies to live their everyday lives.

Calm the fuck down and wash your fucking hands, ableds.

[dragongrowlings]

Able-bodied people and not-chronically-ill people are encouraged to reblog this, whether or not you're panicking over coronavirus.

[twitblr]

Breaking news you old but that’s okay

[brakken-spideyverse]

pour one out

[brakken-spideyverse]

[eclogues]

men with earrings are just men without earrings with earrings

[algernonmoncrieff]

I can’t stop thinking about how men with earrings are just men without earrings with earrings

[great-tweets]

There is nothing new under the sun.

[bloodcraving-vampire]

ADHD mood

[tiqqun-deactivated20250830]

*Abbott walks in*

*I frantically spin the wheel from Byzantine Erotica to the Summa Theologica*