It Aint Easy Being Cheesy

The blog of a dorito living as a human.

[kinpics]

A dorito in the sky for dorito-kin

[dorito-kin]

wow thank you friend of doritos this is getting framed

[dorito-kin]

what the fuck transfat is a real thing you privileged cunt

im not a cunt im a doritoand i think doritos used to have transfats in them too

[kai-avaron-blog]

Transethnic, transabled, transfat

What’s next, transfood?

"I was born as a human but I think I should be macaroni."

[dorito-kin]

Yes

[lagrandemya]

I may not be "transethnic" or "transfat" but ...

I realize … That … I am not born as i’m supposed to . 

I realize that , inside of me , I am someone else .

It took me a while , 

Several years , to be fair , to point out what was wrong with me , and put words on what I really am .

So today , I am proud to say …

I am Transrich .

I am poor , but I feel like I am ballin in the insiiiiide .

[dorito-kin]

me too

[aboutthinprivilege]

How disrespectful that you can’t open your mind for one fucking second, or at least keep your mouth shut.

Look, I can’t afford to become the way my soul knows I am at this point in my life. I try to pick up extra food or make sure my day includes as little activity as possible, but its not easy.

[dorito-kin]

doritos can help fatkin be more like their kin self

[legit-kin-experiences]

LKE #54

"Raping every person you see"

[legit-kin-experiences]

LKE #52

"It’s so triggering to hear a lawnmower, see piles of cut grass, and smell the stench of my fallen brethren.  People don’t know that cutting grass is murder to plantkins"

[dorito-kin]

just like walmart and family / party sized bags of doritos :(

[just-otherkin-things]

[wtfsocialjustice]

ummm wow

also love the random mention of “ableism” in the tags

[dorito-kin]

people are always surprised when i get dorito dust on them

[waluigikin]

i am actually waluigi kin please remove your blog it is very offensive and i will tell my dad

i am actually waluigi kin please remove your blog it is very offensive and i will tell my dad

[legit-kin-experiences]

LKE #51

"Practicing anal probing on yourself"

[legit-kin-experiences]

LKE #50

"When you try to break through a wall but remember your human body is weak and fragile"

[dorito-kin]

oh yeah

[vokaus]

r u sure you arent jellyfish-kin???

NO I HATE OTHERKIN GODDAMNIT

[dorito-kin]

i think they're just jelly-kin

[ghoulsys-blog]

tbh ill identify w whatever i want and u cannot stop me

[dorito-kin]

same

[dorito-kin]

don't worry about people calling you a troll. i'm sure you'll get used to tumblr's ways uwu.

thank you very much i know it must seem weird i have very odd kintype and sorry to all who I offend i will try to be more sensitive and careful

[dorito-kin]

you cant be food scum

im not food scum im dorito

[dorito-kin]

Sempai?

no thanks i ate recently but thank u