Mya

- French - Mostly reblogs - Obsessed with Youtubers - Listens to Kpop all the time

[lagrandemya]

Board Kings

Board Kings. 347K likes. Welcome to the official Board Kings Fan Page! Home to all of the best tips, updates, contests and giveaways! Play N

[lagrandemya]

Board Kings

Board Kings. 347K likes. Welcome to the official Board Kings Fan Page! Home to all of the best tips, updates, contests and giveaways! Play N

[lagrandemya]

Deliveroo

Pide comida de calidad a domicilio de los mejores restaurantes, entrega rápida directamente a tu casa u oficina.

[lagrandemya]

Deliveroo

Pide comida de calidad a domicilio de los mejores restaurantes, entrega rápida directamente a tu casa u oficina.

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

[shadowbenny]

Also, according to the creator, she’s a little girl and not a cat..

http://people.com/celebrity/hello-kitty-is-not-a-cat/

[ruinedchildhood]

[grouchythefish]

“I was corrected – very firmly,” Yano said. “That’s one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.”

“ Her full name is Kitty White and she is a Scorpio who adores apple pie.” “She’s a perpetual third-grader. She lives outside of London.” “She has a twin sister,”

I am shocked rn. I never Knew Hello Kitty went this deep

[ruinedchildhood]

[yackalope]

Dutch gothic

It is raining so you take an umbrella with you. When you step outside the sun breaks through, it is now a beautiful day. You walk two more steps and it starts snowing. You are not surprised. You are never surprised anymore.

A tourist asks you if you are German. You were talking Dutch. You and the tourist are in Amsterdam. 

There are trees in your street. You do not know who planted them. You do not know who cares for them. The trees are, and it is accepted.

When you leave the supermarket there are children waiting for you . They stare with hungry eyes. You try to walk past them but they follow. They are too fast. They want your football cards and they will stop at nothing to get them.

You go to France for your holiday. Your friends are not excited for you when you tell them. You always go to France. Everyone does. 

A tv show about a clown and an acrobat was your childhood. You do not understand why you watched the show. You don’t remember what it was about. The clown and the acrobat were old. 

The lady on the speaker says you have to wait five more minutes for your train. You wait five more minutes. And five more. And five more. The lady on the speaker is back. She says the train won’t come because of the snow. You look around. You hadn’t noticed the snow. The snow is less than a centimeter thick.

Your international friends are discussing their cultures. You want to join the conversation but you can’t. You can only think of cheese.

Coffeeshop au’s confuse you. You thought those were illegal outside of the Netherlands.

You attend your English classes. You know you never learned a single thing from them. You speak English. 

You and everyone you know will drown if the sea level rises. People laugh about this. People laugh about the scared tourists. You laugh too. Silly tourists. You’re not scared. You don’t think about it. You haven’t thought about it in years. The sea as a threat is a forbidden subject. You sleep uneasy.

[femtastico-deactivated20221204]

@mjwillow here’s another one

[nicht-alles-gold]

I’m not usually one to hop (haha) onto the meme train but I found that comic absolutely delightful.

[adreamingofguns]

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

This is literally the worst possible outcome and clear proof we are truly living in the abandoned timeline

[darthhux]

Cute Gender Neautral Things to Call Your Bae: Supreme Leader

[skunkaru]

Here’s a reference sheet for which animals give out what materials. 

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[androidethics]

[onlytwitterpics]

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

I feel like this applies to most retail/customer service based jobs

[pearlclutchinggranny]

Always reblog. Shitty customers can go fuck themselves.

[melonmemes]

[ailurinae]

“Alex they’re mushrooms” is the new “Harold they’re lesbians”

[the-modern-typewriter]

“I think you need to taste this for me,” the monarch said. They shoved the exquisite cake in their guard’s direction.

Their guard blinked. “Um.” 

“What, you’d rather your monarch be poisoned?”

Of course not. The guard hesitantly took a mouthful, only to practically melt in satisfaction. “Oh my god.” It was amazing. They caught themselves. “I - er - I think it’s fine.” 

“You should try a sip of the wine too,” the monarch said. “Just to be safe. Sit, sit.” 

It took the guard slightly too long to realize that it was practically a date, with the monarch feeding them delicacies off their plate. 

[atonguetiedwriter]

Imagine your OTP

[with-practice]

[with-practice]

The Day After. 

[theaustinstollhaus]

When people go off about how English is the worst language, I just wanna point out a few things:

- Our future tense requires only one word (looking at you, Spanish)

- Words don’t change meanings depending on tone (Cantonese)

- We don’t live in some bizarre Beauty And The Beast world where we give inanimate objects genders (romance languages, German)

- Likewise, we don’t have have two different words for “they” because we don’t care whether “they” were male or female (Spanish, French)

- There’s no formal “you” because we don’t play mind games about whether or not we respect you (Spanish, German)

- We don’t alter the whole fucking language based on how much we respect you (Japanese)

- The letters and sounds might not be consistent, but at least we have letters, not just pictures (Mandarin)

- We don’t have a fucking stupid tense specifically for talking to two people because some idiot decided that a two-person tense was necessary (Arabic)

So yeah, I think we’re doing okay as a language

[theaustinstollhaus]

Oh and some of our plurals are irregular, but at least it’s not like every goddamn plural is an entirely new word so you have to learn every word twice

At least it’s not like that, right? Right, Arabic? WHAT A DUMB IDEA THAT WOULD BE, HUH, ARABIC?

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

But we do kinda have the tone thing. Like record and record, resume and resume, etc

[theaustinstollhaus]

For a few words, but you can mispronounce a lot and still get away with it. I’m referring to this:

[ginevre]

I love this post

[windynebula]

Verbs don’t conjugate depending on who is doing the action and in what manner. (Finnish)

[odin-n-out]

This is Greek and Russian erasure and I want to die each and every day

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Reblogging literally just for that horrifying Shi story