So. Snowflake and safespace huh.
yea to anyone unaware these are two new heroes Marvel just recently revealed for the New Warriors relaunch
snowflake is non-binary with ice powers, Safespace can like protect other people but only if he has too? I was iffy on his powers, obviously they’re both terrible names, it’s written by Daniel Kibblesmith (who did Loki and the Lockjaw solos) and he gives some excuse like he’s trying to reclaim the words, it’s stupid, people on both sides are angry about it, it’s just a fucking stupid thing, I have to image it’s going to be changed or cancelled before it’s actually printed
it did however inspire this from harddrive
“In a press release this morning, Marvel Comics announced a new inclusive superhero named Cuckold, a 32-year-old man who can only shoot laserbeams at enemies if someone is “fucking his wife. “We really wanted to inspire the next generation of superhero fans,” said creator Marty Barlow. “The thing about Cuckold is that he wears his name and abilities as a badge of honor. Most people think ‘cuckold, that’s a derogatory term.’ Not for Cuck. The way he sees it, he can only use his powers for good: saving the world and letting another man give his wife an orgasm.”
