dork boy dinosaur!

20s | dyke | transmasc enby (they/he) | cripplepunk & neuroqueer

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED

THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED

[kingcatnine]

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

[theehorsepusssy]

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[segamascott]

i may be chopped but i still get screwed

[innerchildabortionclinic]

one persons's nothingburger is another person's everythingburger

[segamascott]

[dork-boy-dinosaur]

gonna make this my linkedin

[touchmytylenol]

lollygagging on it :(

[cybermanes]

I think she’s using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[heartbreakhalo]

[segamascott]

i'm about to have a diva moment at this applebee's

[versacemom]

*touches the tip of you raging, rock hard boner* “boop”

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[jupitertears3]

fuck i just remembered i’m fundamentally unlovable

[ashberrrry]

me???? tired???? sleepy???? yes constantly

[depsidase]