Fuck It Then

24 F. literally here just to scroll my life away.

[barbienefertiti]

[thetrippytrip]

[scienceshenanigans]

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

[bisexualhoe]

I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home

[difficultsuggestions]

Love doesn’t leave you traumatized.

[difficultsuggestions]

Listen to me, LOVE doesn’t leave you traumatized. What was happening to you wasn’t love.

[fauxcocaine]

[flowury]

someone get me this mf shirt so i can be the dirty hippie i am

[dankmemes]

Guess what, another Christmas doggos.

[thoughts-in-shower]

School isn’t actually meant to teach you real life skills, it’s actually meant to get you used to waking up early and going to a boring and miserable job every day.

[cop-disliker69]

A lot of people read this and think it’s just juvenile shit kids complain about. But this is literally how mass education started. The necessity of disciplining formerly farming people, used to setting their own schedules, into the rhythms of the industrial economy, was why mass education was born.

[alexander]

This literally makes 0 sense? Farmers get up at the crack ass of dawn wym…

[owlmylove]

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

[owlmylove]

i have no memory of posting this

[birdsnestbegone]

OP died and respawned before they posted this

[powerburial]

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

[signedsincerelymegan-blog]

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

[powerburial]

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[sexrobotsrightsactivist]

GOOD MORNTING! BABY MATT DAMON WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND THAT DAY.

[jakegyllenhaal]

me thinking about the continuous progression of time

[uncutgems]

on all levels except physical I’m already retired and living in a cozy cottage where I grow plums in my garden

[evolvingessence]

[showtimechamaco]

[isolate]

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

[isolate]

I’m literally not kidding

[isolate]

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

[eligantly]

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

[isolate]

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

[eligantly]

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

[isolate]

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.