Totally sane and normal

She/Her, 27, Somewhat normal I swear

[tarrot-patch]

Happy Pride Month!

2/2 of my pride stickers set!!

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

[popsunner]

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

[popsunner]

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

[popsunner]

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

[popsunner]

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

[popsunner]

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me

[annabanannabeth]

[xandromedan]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame this is a legendary post

[wholesomepostarchive]

10/11/2020

[fluffyplushiesworld]

Happy Pride Month Tumblr ✨

[typebeanie]

Happy Pride Month from Dalinar Kholin

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[eddysonline]

The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

[flufflecat]

almost time

[radandahalf]

The time has come

Happy Pride everybody

[friendly-books]

It's my birthday! I'm now 27

[kisskiss-where-is-season-two]

My ides tiramisu, if you even care

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

Oh, my word we care.

[femgineerasolution]

Et tiramisu, Brute?

[spookyboogie3]

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

[drfronkensteen]

Marcone thoughts

I’m going to guess that the shroud did its work on the girl in Death Masks because Marcone is enjoying Harry SO MUCH in this scene in Dead Beat. And Harry is so mean, he absolutely refuses to play ball. Poor Marcone. He’ll survive.

I do think it bothers Marcone that Harry doesn’t like him. Marcone likes Harry. Marcone likes Harry a lot.

But also just because John likes Harry does not make John a nice guy. Love the repeated “how’s your leg” bit because you think John is worried about Harry - and maybe he is. He can contain multitudes. But then Harry isn’t playing, is sticking to the ‘I don’t work for you and also I hate you’ bit and then the ‘how’s your leg’ turns into a threat

Every scene with John Marcone and Harry is just a fever dream. How is it real? Amazing. Phenomenal. No notes.

Harry being all “I won’t kill someone for you” and Marcone being like “but you are going to track them down?” And Harry being “yes” and then Marcone being like “I’m satisfied with the odds of getting what i want”

And then Harry realizing that most of the people he fights end up dead??? Harry! Harry!!!!

I feel like Marcone is a cobra (I know he is a tiger but let me have this for a moment) and Harry is a mongoose. And Harry has a habit of clearing out Marcone’s competition and Marcone enjoys him for that but also they can’t ever escape that they are going to be at odds

Idk idk because I think the problem is actually more complicated and also very simple. Harry could vibe with Marcone SO WELL if Harry just, you know, gave up on his entire sense of morality. Just a little thing. No biggy.

I can’t think coherently about these books or these characters. I usually can express myself decently. But now it’s just emotional vomiting.

What does Harry’s soul look like?????? Because Marcone knows!!!! What did those tiger eyes see??????

Seriously. Harry and Butters looking at a corpse and then Harry being like “I know this guy!” And then being “we gotta get outta here. He worked for John Marcone”

Kicking my feet. Joyous days. Beautiful.

Also more plot based but I’m getting iffy vibes from the girl at the bookstore that is interested in Harry. It seems kind of sus. Idk. Maybe she is just a normal sort of sexual interest to start transitioning Harry away from his torch for Susan. Karrin is getting pantsed by Kincaid in Hawaii. Harry can have a bookstore assistant as a little treat. A little snack for the libido. Still seems suspicious.

[friendly-books]

12 Months is out!

[dresdenfilesbigbang]

Thanks for giving me a heart attack Bob who let you have internet? I thought the bingo was a scam or phishing. I hope you suffer in 12 months.

How is there no square for Harry setting something on fire? I do appreciate that Harry's Bi repression is a square.

Thanks for the bingo!

This is a randomly selected bingo, not a to-do check list. I'll eat Gary's left shoe if Boss doesn't set something on fire.

Sure, maybe some teeny, tiny, slight phishing but hey you don't need all that data anyway right. Right?

All the Bingo cards should be out by tomorrow and maybe for anyone else that drops a line that they want one.

[friendly-books]

Behold the bingo card that I thought was a scam!

[janetm74]

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[seizethegay420]

I honestly look forward to Ace Attorney Tumblr doing the same shit every year more than I do actual Christmas