Dead Inside But Still Cute

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

[thisboyinabinder]

Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW

And drive

N ASC AR

And wear

Tr u ck hA ts

[crjdedicated]

[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

[ceevee5]

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

[pocblog]

Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife (2018)

[toastbutteregg]

nothing more relatable than this

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[c0ffeekitten]

Me: I love myself and am content with my own company

Also me: I am aggressively lonely and crave human interaction

ALSO me: I am terrified of being mistreated or disliked so I isolate myself and thus make it even harder for me to interact with other people

[insomniac-arrest]

me, doing things that are supposed to improve my mental health:

the brain cell in charge of serotonin n’junk:

[killerkanye]

[thyrell]

a necromancer is just a really late healer

[thyrell]

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

[pelicanhypeman]

[lanchpadmcquack-archive]

The B in IHOB stands for

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[noneotherthanthejoker-deactivat]

Finally some good news:

[taylortut]

was he told this by someone or did he just assume the authority to decide that grandmaster lived 

[angstalottle]

Would you correct him?

[lucentgallivanter]

me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around

my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 

[bb-gr8]

so jill ate her own adoption form

[mineapple]

‘good luck trying to return me without the receipt you fuck’

[bitchycode]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I told my roommate he was putting the tp on backwards and then I find this

[c3rvida3]

The fact that I can bench press my parents is a lot less impressive when you take into account that they were cremated, but the ladies don’t need to know that.

[kaithetoaster-deactivated201804]

What even

My dude

Buddy

Pal are you alright

[c3rvida3]

What are you, my therapist? Grow up.