Spellbound @dorkeyama - Tumblr Blog

"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked Lady Catherine de Bourgh and she condescended to advise me on the arrangement of my humble abode.

funnytwittertweets

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avocadodurag

I will reblog this every week.

bucky-is-my-precious

especially this week

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obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he

reversewerewolf

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(via @mawziee ) #WE HAVE THOSE RATS WE HAVE THOSE RATS #THEYRE ROOF RATS THEY EAT LEMON SKINS NOT EVEN THE WHOLE LEMON JUST THE SKINS# THEYRE FUCKING FREAKS WHO EAT LEMON SKINS #AND YOUR WAKLING OUTSIDE HOPING TO GET A LEMON FROM YOUR TREE AND THERES JUST A BARE ASSED LEMON HANGING FROM THE TREE AND ITS HORRIFYING #ITS GROSS ITS WEIRD ITS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR BUT IT IS NORMAL TO THEM THE RATS THAT EAT LEMON SKINS AND I HATE THEM #FIRST THE LEMON WASPS AND NOW THE LEMON RATS OUR POOR TREE CANT CATCH A BREAK

thank you for the important whore lore

hakyunie

seijoh third years 💖

#haikyuu!!#i love this team sm

bardstardish

You ever seen porno?

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bardstardish

HDKFKFJDJDJJSJDJF

YEAH I HAVE SEEN PONYO

gunsandfireandshit

John Green and his brother were created as part of a secret government program that aimed to create the world's first youth pastor for atheists

weaver-z

I'll show YOU a "SPRING FORWARD"

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Obsessed with the person who tagged their reblog with the full class, order, family, and genus of this beast

dilfgomezaddams

wish we could spend less time telling fat people that they're ~still sexy and fuckable~ and more time telling thin people that their bodies aren't a sign of superiority

sexualising fat bodies doesn't fix the problem

how is that gonna help fat children being bullied. how is that gonna help people being treated like shit at work. how does that help people who's medical needs aren't being met because their doctors can't see past their weight.

it's not just about feeling desirable it's about being respected and valued as people

varandra-deactivated20230907

this spring is slicing me in half. like an apple. will not be explaining what i mean by this

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kingscrown666

To be fair I thought it was a pregnancy test too

prismaticnazar-deactivated20220

Exact opposite energy of this post.

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I think the two gents in these pics should kiss.

antidisneyinc

when hayao miyazaki said that true love was two people inspiring each other to live…recognizing just how hard living is, putting one foot in front of the other every day, how easy it is to lose our passion for it…… that’s the real shit

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tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.