magicsticks

[biancadiangeloing]

rip skulldove you’d love having a heated rivalry

[alien-slushie]

Dan: Don't worry, they won't even know we had it when we're finished.

Danny: Finished with what?

Dan: You brought the supplies right?

Danny: Yeah for- You Brought Me Here To Cook Kryptonite?!

Dan: Yeah? What else is Baking Soda for?

Danny: I don't know; Baking!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[thymehaspassed]

[black-quadrant]

when in doubt about whether or not to make a thing, do it for your 3 hardcore fans.

[black-quadrant]

nothing is too niche. even if it's 1 person. even if the 1 person is you. just create. make it exist.

[frontmansdefender]

[distantlydreamingofwater]

High King; Judge, Jury, and Executioner

DcxDP prompt 1

Danny comes to the batfam to demand from Batman, the protector of Gotham, to hand over the Joker as high King. And to everyone's shock, especially jason's, he agrees and reminds everyone he has consistently said HE is not judge jury and executioner, but Danny literally is so he is totally fine with it.

[novelistwriter]

The Suffering Phantom

DP x DC Prompt inspired by Poppy Playtime

It's been 2 and a half years since both Damian Wayne and Robin have gone missing. The Batfam, the Justice League, Talia, and even Waller is doing their best to try and find him.

As the 3 year mark closes in, everyone searching us beginning to lose hope of ever finding Damian, until Waller is sent some information about a government facility from an unknown email address.

When she went there alone, she found Damian, unconscious and barely alive when she unlocked the entrance with her own personal identification. She called out to Superman, who was by her side in a few seconds. He took Damian away to be treated and call his family to tell them that Damian has been found. She has some exploring to do in this facility that was hidden from her.

When she turned down a corridor not too far from the entrance, she came across a big robotic machine, impaled by three makeshift weapons where three shattered orbs are. Beside each orb was a label. PH-T0M, MA-S0N, and F0-L3Y.

Amanda ventures further, aiming to gather more information for Batman, and to see what had occurred in this facility that held the son of the Batman.

She'll learn the struggle that Damian endured in this facility when she reaches the data center. The torture he went through when he was first brought here when she downloads everything. And the lives he freed from suffering when she reviews what she gathered.

[apatheticsunday]

Gotham Ghost Shitposts

AKA "Danny Fenton's spending his summer break at Jazz's apartment in Gotham. The one rule Jazz gave him: no Phantom shenanigans. Danny turns to blogging, specifically about the local cryptid population. The batfam are freaking out over this scarily accurate anonymous blog." DPxDC prompt idea!

Gotham Ghost Shitposts @ gott_ham?? so yall werent gonna tell me red hood has magic swords and his bb toy DOESNT HAVE THEM??? #BatBurgerFixThis #giveredhoodhisswordsback

The only people who knew Jason has the All-Blade were his Outlaws (which caused a tense discussion within the batfam), so how the hell did this person know? And the tweets keep coming.

Gotham Ghost Shitposts @ gott_ham?? there should be a superhero dog park. ace the bat-hound, bitewing, & krypto could have a playdate with cujo #JustSuperHeroStuff

Ace only had a few appearances in Gotham, now working solely as Bruce's service dog, and Haley, Dick's pitbull, has only taken minor strolls as Bitewing in Bludhaven. Neither were very well known and definitely not within the last several years. So how...? The most recent tweet is the most damning, with a total of 18k retweets and over 7,000 replies.

Gotham Ghost Shitposts @ gott_ham?? the little robin has like 2 clones??? missed opportunity to call them 3 musketeers #noshadetho #couldntbeme

The very long phone call to Talia confirmed that Damian did, in fact, have two clones - Heretic and Respawn. There was absolutely no possible way someone from Gotham would know about it, however. Oracle is desperately trying to run through every VPN server, IP address, and infiltrate the social media platform for the blogger's demographics. Unfortunately, they have some kind of firewall that's impenetrable even for Oracle and Red Robin.

The tweets keep coming for 3 months straight, every day like clockwork with scarily intimate knowledge of the batfam. Things that not even each other knew. There were even hints about Tim's little-known alias Caroline Hill, although it's a reach and no one aside from someone "in the know" would understand. The very last tweet from Gotham's ghost makes the entire batfam start to sweat.

Gotham Ghost Shitposts @ gott_ham?? [deactivated] going home soon, just wanted to say im not using this account anymore so sorry for everybody who followed for gotham content! also this place is hella cursed. gonna miss it tho, love yall! #BruceWayne #TheButtsMatch

It's a well-known meme that Batman is Bruce Wayne because their butts match, but nobody believes it. Except this blogger is inconspicuously saying they know Batman's secret identity - which means they must know all of the batfam's identities.

Cue the mad scramble to find Gotham's ghost before they leave town and go completely untraceable.

(Danny does not know the batfam's identities.)

((And if he did, he definitely wouldn't post them online. He's just been stalking Gotham twitter for like 3 months and absolutely loves all the batshit insane conspiracy theories, particularly one guy's account called Bernard something. He even sent a DM and got Bernard's phone number, so they can stay in touch when Danny goes back to Amity.))

[teathattast]

[alien-slushie]

*Collage Roommates au*

Danny: *half asleep on the couch after finals*

Dick: *holding up his phone camera* -And here we see the elusive roommate, a rare beast who was thought to go extinct after the great finals started. You can see their panda like markings-

Danny: *voice muffled* Dick I will hit up your father and become your step-adopted dad. I have seen that man at Galas, its not that hard, get your phone away from me.

Dick: Okay I'm sorry, please don't become my step-adopted dad! *puts his phone back in his pocket*

[ebulatheduck]

i understand now why it's called "catching" feelings for someone. it's because you're catching a disease.

the romance disease.

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[glamaphonic]

one of the best things about pjotv percy going so hard with the yearning is that he is still in fact actually deeply oblivious to the nature of his feelings so even absolutely unhinged shit like "i'd burn down olympus for you" is genuinely him just Having A Real Normal One With His Good Friend Annabeth

[boilingcowboy]

one thing I deeply appreciate about percy admitting that he would burn olympus for annabeth scene is that right after that he also states that he would doom camp just to save grover and i just love that grover was also mentioned because as insane as the statement "Annabeth, I would burn it all down.“ was, the more insane thing about it is the fact that percy means that completely platonically like he truly just wants his friends (and mom) everyone else can die for all he cares and I just love that

[julie-and-the-ghost-himbos]

And what if I said that having a young lead male character that openly expresses his emotions and fears and tells the people he loves that he loves them is more important in this political and social climate than fully accurately adapting Percy's cluelessness and his (comparative) lack of emotional maturity in the books

[theoraclesattic]

I’m screaming