Mevulgenet

Wandering the woods, I counted the paths I must have missed. Following the river seemed wise.

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[sparrowposting]

"if you worry, you suffer twice"

Brother, I am inventing new types of worry and ways to suffer thrice. Perhaps even FOUR times.

[cognitohazardous]

i want an isekai anime where the guy dies and just goes to hell

[cognitohazardous]

in this one dante gets run over by a horse drawn cart

[cryptotheism]

In The Middle Of The Journey Of Our Life, I Came To Myself In A Dark Wood Where The Direct Way Was Lost And Now I'm In Hell With Virgil????

[johnnycrass]

bro u have to come thrifting with me dude not only is all the clothing ran through, its also priced the same as new clothes and they won't have shit that fits you well

[yogurtfluff]

Magnus Archives woodburn coasters I made!

[cryptotheism]

the fact that you are californian explains a lot. sorry

As someone who professionally studies oddball spirituality, I think living in Los Angeles California is like if an entomologist got to live in Bugtopia. I feel at home here.

[animentality]

[animentality]

[coldgoldlazarus]

[bewbin]

queen mogging my opponent

[gaytanic-panic]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[cedar-scars]

im gods most literate cat can i join

[the-problematic-trolley]

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

[pinkfire-chacarera]

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

my dream is to make a statement so true and verifiable that no one could misinterpret it even fi they were trying.

... Instead of end world hunger? What's wrong with you?

[bethanydelleman]

It is so human and so not romance novel that after Elizabeth Bennet in Pride & Prejudice reads Mr. Darcy's letter and accepts that Wickham was the real villain and not him, her reaction is not, "Oh no, I loved and lost him!" it's "Oh shit, I fucked up! I hope I never see that man again in my entire life."