I'll take an espresso martini, please

K.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

fucking constant reboot remake reboot remake reboot remake reboot remake!!!!!!!!!! the tv has only been around for like a century you literally cannot be out of ideas already

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]

[bitchycode]

January was a tough year but we made it

[the-fandom-crossroads]

i don't think people understand the irony of the date on this post. yes it's jan 31st and it's a mood so every jan 31st we reblog it. but guys. . . this was made in Jan 2020. By the first week of February covid numbers were finally starting to come out of china, by mid Feb Italy was shutting down and by the end of Feb half the world was entering their covid lockdowns. OP Jan may have be tough but you had a big storm coming

[everythingfox]

“How to make cats and dogs happy at the same time”

(via)

[softlyfiercely]

this is great, because as far as i know, one of the reasons cats like to knock things off counters is because it gets a large reaction from us. they don’t realize that it’s an unhappy reaction - they’ve just discovered that they can exert a unique kind of agency over their world.

imagine if you walked into a room and there was a button on the wall. you’d want to press it and see what happened. if it did something like make a beep or change the lights, most people will immediately press it again in response, testing out whether it happens again, or what the pattern is.

so the cat is like, huh, wonder what happens if i do this - and then it gets a Big Reaction! it is having a major impact on its environment! cool! wonder if it happens every time? OH IT DOES! this is fun!

and then the dog is getting treats, which dogs hella like. double enrichment! A+ video.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[khaldurahm-kal-el]

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

[norealdestination]

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

[postcards-from-absurdland]

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

[the-sonic-colt-hidden-in-221b]

the way they looked at each other. screaming, be right back

[spaghettinatural]

also this conversation is about how someone robot cloned jim and as it was happening he needed to find a way to let spock know, so he went ‘uhhhh its cloning my mental pathways quick uhhh what would mark it as absolutely not me oh! hahA got it okay think the most nasty unpleasant thoughts about spock possible yesss gottem’ and it WORKED. the robot clone told spock to fuck off and was racist to him and acted like that was totally normal and spock was like. youre not jim huh. …jIM WHERE ARE YOU? JIIIIM- and he came back and found him. oh also the whole plot of the ep is how christine was engaged to a guy once and he turns out to be a robot clone and she has no fuckin idea the whole episode. do dooooo do doo dodoo doooooo da da daaaaa da da,

[1shirt2shirtredshirtdeadshirt]

Right? Christine is engaged to Roger and even scoffs at Spock early in the episode with a sentiment essentially like: “believe me if you were ever engaged or in love you’d know your partner and their voice in an instant.”

And then she proceeds to spend the entire episode with her fiance Roger, never figuring out he is a robot until the very end when his robotic hand is revealed.

Meanwhile, robot Kirk shows up and in less than 5 minutes of interacting with him, Spock clocks him as a fake and goes looking for the real Jim.

Which brings me back to Christine’s OG point about love from earlier in the episode that I paraphrased.

“ … believe me if you were ever engaged or in love, you’d know your partner and their voice in an instant.”

[nepofledgling]

letting hannibal lecter cook for me but don’t worry he can only use ingredients already in my house

[nepofledgling]

oh no my roommates

[tolkiengif]

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002 ▪ dir. Peter Jackson

[camila-morrones]

EMMA D’ARCY & MILLY ALCOCK with the award for Best Drama Series at the 80th Annual Golden Globes (2023)

[vhagar-apologist-deactivated202]

RHAENYRA TARGARYEN House of the Dragon 1.01, "The Heirs of the Dragon"

[your-name-is-jim]

Decker looking between Kirk and Spock in this scene is so funny, he's like "???? I feel like there's something I'm missing here??"

And it's also impossible not to notice Jim's lovestruck face LOL

[jeffreycombs]

[70sgayspaceangel]

This is a moment that exists

[samuelljackson]

[maggins]

#IM LAUGHING BECAUSE OF THAT LAST GIF #WELL GOSH DIDDLY DARN WE’VE HAD OUR SELVES A LITTLE WHOOPSIE DAISY HERE (via)

[hex-girlfriend]

forever torn between wanting to be seen as pretty and absolutely hating the idea of anyone looking at me or thinking anything about me ever

[theroseinthedarkness]

[zombeesknees]

#i mean i know it’s true of all Darcys but you do get the distinct impression that this one has lost the knack of smiling  #probably since his parents died and he’s been in charge of everything  #he’ll smile around georgiana somewhat of course  #but i really honestly don’t think he smiles in true ease and delight at anything  #and then this just …happens to his face  #while speaking to lizzie  #no wonder georgiana looks up at him loving it like eyebrows fucking raised

[faerieglade]

“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

[faerieglade]

this post is making straight people mad keep reblogging

[im-not-like-other-gays]

“theyre racist but theyre good people!!!”

“theyre transphobic but theyre good people!!!”

“they support laws that allow school shootings but theyre good people!!”

“they appoint rapists in the supreme court but theyre good people!!!”

Yeah they’re. they’re not. they’re really not.

[uendwen]

Good people don’t hurt others knowingly.

Good people can make mistakes and unknowingly hurt others through ignorance.

…But good people don’t continue to make those same mistakes after seeing the damage they’ve caused.

Good. People. Don’t. Hurt. People. Knowingly.