Knock 'em out HQ

I love only two boys, Ichiro Yamada and Rei Amayado change my mind

[dotsuitarehonpos]

Might go back to being johnnyjoestars honestly lmao im like not into hypmic anymore smh

[jubilife-tv]

CorbeauCon

[dennysaurr-r]

some busterbingles and hanging ichiro keychain potentially

[cosmonautroger]

[irgendwas-dazwischen]

let's embrace play in the face of finite existence with mama

[yryrdz]

[miiilowo]

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

[slowtovvn]

Its about to be real lucrative to be a snitch. Guard your information. And guard your friends information.

[slowtovvn]

Fourth Riech shit.

[forgotn1]

Remember the person who snitched on Luigi? All because they wanted the reward, which they ended up not getting because the police & government used loopholes to get out of paying it.

The same thing will happen if you rat out immigrants. The odds of you getting the money are low. It's a carrot on a stick to get you to do the work for them.

[annabelle--cane]

"what even happens in the magnus archives" Everything Happens In The Magnus Archives. it's all in there. you name something that is in any way scary or unpleasant and it's in there somewhere. if you have a niche phobia or recurring nightmare of any kind, no matter how obscure you may believe it to be, then one day you are going to queue up an episode and listen to the intro music play and then they'll read out the title "episode 42069, catching you in 4k" and recite your own personal worst fear Directly into your ear canals, in exactly the words you would use to describe it. the sixth episode is about exploding worm sex that kills you. and then there are 194 more episodes after that.

[lustyvoidsandvoidylusts]

Someone gets eaten alive by tiny spiders?

[annabelle--cane]

getting eaten alive by spiders is not only a recurring motif but also centrally thematically important to the entire main plot

[vonspe]

Keeping up with the Mourn Watch

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

[ceeberoni]

you have to understand the glass shattering over my head i felt when THIS was the first message i saw from noa after his surgery

[mxmollusca]

fear me

[burrowsofmykeep]

@lakevida

[alleewonder]

A couple gender swap doodles! Definitely want to draw more of these ladies in a proper painting, but for now I am simply brainstorming.

If any of you lot have ideas on fem danbert looks, let me know in the tags!

[volertile]

theyr all transgender and they kiss mwa mwa mwa

[byjove]

growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

[byjove]

going to be saying this periodically forever now

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives

[alfredfortnitejones]

[wizardarchetypes]

there was a post on here like 8 years ago where someone was like “wow….the cinnamon tography” and now whenever a shot in a movie is really good I say “wow….the cinnamon tography” and i’ve found that men almost always miss the joke and assume i don’t know the word cinematography.

everyone else always laughs but men will be like “…you mean cinematography?”