I am the Phantom of the Sky

|| Gabby || She || Bisexual || USA ||

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: (

[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[babyanimalgifs]

Best man on the job.

[eyeshadowandcaffeine]

They really do know their audience

[carfuckerlynch]

huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever

[ostropest]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This kitty looks so mad

[liveandletrain]

Clawmydia

[pastrytown]

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[tenorbug]

Me everytime I open tumblr

[ninawolv3rina]

My spouse when I asked if he's been on tumblr recently:

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

THE IDEAS YOU RECEIVE FROM CHEESE CANNOT SAVE YOU

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

[r4cs0]

Right there

[funnytwittertweets]

[cheddar-baby]

[sirobvious]

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

[jumpingjacktrash]

fuck y’all for making me google this but also same

[thefatedflowerchild]

[theswedishpajas]

Just take it from me.

[low-shear-velocity-province]

It's a Γ, he's giving you gamma radiation.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[yallidarityforever]

gotta Google something

[yallidarityforever]

ok yeah this is funny

[flowerinaflame]

[frankensteintrans]

(@deeisace)