Kal

they/she

[automaticheartcrusade]

Let’s all lock in for Tomb Quest y’all! Go see it if you can! I’m very excited for this show, so what are YOU most excited about? Which character/storyline are you looking forward to seeing? Which character do you think will be your favorite? Which song from the Demo track do you like the most?

Here’s my art WIP of Melanor and Lucian! It’ll take awhile to finish but I can’t wait to!

[npc-lyn]

are you sad because a d20 season just ended? do you need something to look forward to now that all the taz balance graphic novels are out? does your dnd playlist need updating?

well, look no further because I have just the thing for you! if you love dnd and musicals, consider checking out Tomb Quest!! it is a show about friendship, fantasy, and fuckin' banger songs (see demo below) <3

it's playing at the Colony Theatre in Burbank, CA from July 30th through August 23rd and and AND tickets are currently 15% off with the code LOOT through July 24th!!!

RUN don't walk or there will be tpk and terrazon will take over the world or something :(((

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[the-real-team-starkid]

Your quest awaits! And now you can save 15% on tickets to TOMB QUEST with promo code: LOOT 

TOMB QUEST is StarKid’s new dice-rolling fantasy comedy about a group of former high school friends reuniting to finish the game they abandoned years ago.

Use code LOOT at checkout now through July 24 for 15% off tickets.

TOMB QUEST Live in Burbank: July 30 through August 23

 Tickets at teamstarkid.com 

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

i feel like the people aren’t crazy enough about bill woodward. he’s the most boring man alive. he’s divorced. he loves mamma mia. he doesn’t like his daughter’s stoner girlfriend. he’s gonna kick ted’s head. he drinks a shirley temple during the end of the world in case they need a designated driver. he spent like 100 dollars trying to win a carnival game so he can get a lame ass stuffed animal for his teenage daughter because she’s mad he dropped her phone. he loves his daughter so much he also has no idea how anything works. he’s paul’s best friend. he’s a little bit of a bitch sometimes. he gets a caramel frappe every day. he has genuinely one of the most gut-wrenching deaths in the entire starkid universe. he’s played by corey dorris what more do you people want.

[mari-monsta]

why is it that when im reading fanfic i feel like i have a fairly good metric for if something is characterized accurately but when im trying to write suddenly its like ive never seen this character in my life. would he say that. would he fucking say that. suddenly i have no idea

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

why are you still crying

[doublestandardlove]

the thing i was not prepared for when getting into d&d was wanting to make PCs inspired by my favorite characters

a new interest has entered the villa

[curtmega]

Here’s some reasons you should be hyped for and talking about Tomb Quest:

-Broadway’s A.J. Holmes sings into the stratosphere

-Corey Dorris’ velvet vocals are the heart of the show

-Richpez duet hello?!

-Kim and I sing TWO songs together (hasn’t happened in 15 years)

-Clark Baxstresser (Spies are Forever, VHS Christmas Carols) has written an all timer of a score

-Matt Lang and Eric Khan Gale (who wrote Twisted!!)) have written an intimate, funny, heartfelt and fantastical script

-It’s a hangout show in a freaking basement!

-LONG HORSE

Ultimately this show is about a group of friends getting together to make something small and personal and meaningful made by a group of real life friends doing that very thing in our actual reality. I will continue to beat the drum for this show. Join me!

TOMB QUEST TICKETS: https://www.teamstarkid.com

[atomiclace]

these are my mutuals. they know who they are

[windrunnered]

[ID: A cycle that says "I feel like writing" at four different points feeding into one another with arrows as they circle around a person with their eyes closed. A smaller arrow points to aforementioned person and merely says "They aren't writing." /end ID]

[pangopup-poopyface]

Father I crave the Hatchetfield yuri. GIVE ME THE HATCHETFIELD YURI

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

[mikkeneko]

the third best is the one the author wrote out of spite due to some really dogshit discourse going on in their fandom

[doublestandardlove]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🥳🎂my advice (per your tags) is to indulge in overdressing/letting yourself dress “loud” ngl it’s so fun. I have multiple dangly toy earrings I love wearing. Also love just how darn creative and smart you are, your writing! Congrats on making it to 20!!

nico my beloved <3

ee!! thank you! it feels really good to be in a suit for the first time :) i should do this more often

[doublestandardlove]

it's my birthday :) officially 20 !!

y'all should give me advice and tell me your most favorite thing about me in my inbox

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[impette]

raise your yaaayayah hand if your brain likes to do the 🎵monster mash🎵 AKA mash your hyperfixations togetherrrr 🙋‍♀️

[fvckw4d]

Do not forget that discord is still planning on moving forward with age verification and has only "delayed it" until "the later half of 2026." They are hoping you will forget while they quietly roll it out when no one is looking. Continue to message them about it. Continue to talk about it. Make it clear this is unacceptable. Discord is one of the only places left you can even talk about or share adult content in private at scale anymore. They will tell you "its not that bad if you dont use it for nsfw" but fuck them and fuck people who say that shit.