An average game of Space Station 13
>Boot up Space Station 13. Choose a moth character. Select Janitor role.
>Imustensurethelight.LÄMP
>Doing my job doing janitor things. Replacing lightbulbs.
>Notice a lot of broken lightbulbs. Replace them. The light must shine.
>Enter a dark corridor with all the lights broken. Replace them.
>Holy shit that's a lot of blood.
>Get bludgeoned into unconsciousness by a group of thralls under a dark god using fire extinguishers.
>Clown finds my bleeding body and drags me to medical.
>Medical stops the bleeding. Being a janitor I clean up my own blood.
>I tell the clown that he's my bro. Give him a pre-wet mop so he can slick up the floors and make people slide around.
>Clown honks at me and then vanishes.
>Continue doing janitor things. People are fucking filthy. So much blood to clean up.
>Space station rumbles and goes dark. Radio blares: SEC TO GENETICS. THE CLOWN IS LOOSE.
>Mothmanhearmyprayers.scared
>Horrible amalgamation between a spider and a clown, with each leg ending in a clown shoe comes down the hallway. It honks when it walks.
>Sees me. ohshitimdead.fucked
>Walks right up to me. Stops.
>"̻T͈͔̅̃ha̱͇ͪ̏n̬̤̒̐ks foȑ͔̼̅ ̬͎tḧ͐̋e͕̥̖͂͂ͧ ̮̿m͎̪̹op̰͓̥̏̉ͧ,͈ ̳ͩb̏ͥͪrͧ͋̚o̝̺̼"
> "Nö pröblem, brööther."
>Continues past me to slaughter the Sec Ops arriving to stop it.
>Station blows up trying to contain the clown and its army of mutated monkeys and giant banana peels.
>Am the only one to escape on the escape shuttle.