Things I Like

Just a Spartan from metro-Detroit turned Chicagoan living back in metro-Detroit and traveling the world. These are some things that I like.

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Hello tumblr I’m having girl problems and thus I have returned

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Oh no! I’m…getting a crush on my cousin’s best friend!

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Not me frantically cleaning my house all day thinking I’d be bringing a girl home tonight… all for her to be straight 🙃🙃🙃

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A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (2022) | Greta Gill in 1x01

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Me: i’m going to enjoy A League of Their Own a normal amount

Me, before i’ve finished the first episode:

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My bestie just told me he bought an engagement ring for his girlfriend and I am physically incapable of coping with this

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Like, I’m pissed that I have to wait an entire week to talk about this in therapy now because I KNOW I’m going to be thinking about this the whole time

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My bestie just told me he bought an engagement ring for his girlfriend and I am physically incapable of coping with this

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My therapist told me I’m like a 12 year old when it comes to dating. Hahahah cool cool cool love that for me 🙃🙃🙃🙃

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This girl I’m talking to keeps asking me several questions over a variety of topics at one time. Like girl, if we talk about everything before we even meet, what am I supposed to say to you when we finally do???

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Wanted to wait to ask this girl out until after I see my therapist tomorrow, but then she asked for my number this morning….

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shoutout to this dude who singlehandedly encapsulated literally every amazing thing ever in one single clip

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This is art

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The fucking sound effect😂

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California by debodoes

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It’s so hard being a wlw out here in these streets. Like I be telling these girls I don’t want to uhaul but then fully falling in love within 2 weeks of talking to them

WOMEN, PLS STOP BEING SO MAGICAL AND GREAT. I WILL NOT SURVIVE THIS

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Calling myself out for having absolutely no game at all: met this BEAUTIFUL woman at the club in London and when SHE came over TO ME and asked my name, I told her she was so pretty and then just ran away lmaooooooo this is why I’m gonna be single forever

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WE WENT BOWLING AFTER DINNER FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND THERE WERE LIKE FORTY FURRIES THERE DOING, LIKE, SOMETHING OR ANOTHER I DON’T EVEN KNOW BUT THEY WERE BOWLING IN THEIR FURSUITS AND DOING VERY WELL ACTUALLY?????

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they did a big group shot and invited me over to take pictures because i had taken selfies with a ton of them and then fuckin jess told them it was my birthday and they inviTED ME INTO THE GROUP SHOT AND LONG STORY SHORT HERE’S A PICTURE OF ME, PRINCESS OF THE FURRIES

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so after posting this i found out that this is a thing that occurs monthly at this particular bowling alley because since this post BLEW RIGHT THE HELL UP and a few people found me and invited me to come back sometime?!?! this month’s furbowl (those are things, they’re called furbowls) happened to be last saturday and i was working a 12-hour closing shift that day but i showed up at the end of the night while they were already in the middle of the big group shot outside and they were about to disperse but i sprinted over asking them to hold still for just another second so i could get a picture and one of them screamed “YOU CAME BACK!!!!!!!” and, long story short, my reign continues supreme

(one of them owned that school bus; it had duct tape over the letters so it could be the “cool bus” and they called it the “waggin’ wagon”)

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This story keeps getting better and better