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hewwo hi!!

my name is vasily (vasya)

on this blog i draw doug. and reblog doug. and think about doug every day (and sometimes betty)

im a (sharing) selfshipper too!

the tag for my selfship is #dougsya (⚪⭐) (the circle is him and the star is me:3) other doug ships will be posted as well

and #betsya (🛏⭐) for me and betty

heres the dork itself (my sona) we can do art trades or even be friends? :>

mostly sfw, sometimes suggestive art/reblogs

main: @awwwasyuta

hello-quiet-one

Old meme for an old man.

#doug memes

rvstystar

Woohoo Date everything in the big august 2026

#artt x doug #doug drawings

hello-quiet-one

Date Everything! Spoiler (about Doug):

I’m so glad Doug’s design doesn’t change after he gets Realized and becomes human.

Like, I was so scared.

When Skylar mentioned seeing if Doug could get a different look, all I could say was, “DON’T YOU DARE, HE’S PERFECT!”

I don’t know if I would ever see him the same if he turned into some generic white dude with a generic handsome human head, like in his prototype design, ew.

No, I must have been hallucinating that prototype design I saw, it’s not real. IT’S NOT REAL.

Got me feeling dread one last time, that fucking asshole.

art to celebrate my 1 year selfship anniversary!!

(it was on 18th july... i did finish it on time and then procrastinated posting it)

anyway i love doug did you know that

#dougsya (⚪⭐)#doug date everything #doug #date everything #safeship #selfship #doug drawings #selfship art #date everything selfship

danideruchaos

Teaching you Science with date everything. Pt 1.

AH, HELLO—

today we’ll start with something nobody enjoys because it’s overly simple. That is, if you’re in college by now. The Dichotomous Key!!

Basically look at the two men in the image above. Notice how Scandalabra and Jon Wick are the same person?

“N-No, we absolutely aren’t!—“ Shut up Scandy. Anyways!

The dichotomous key was created to ensure proper classification of different species, even if they’re from the same or different group or kingdom!

”You saying I’m not a candle, kid?—“ Shut up Jon.

let’s put these two for example! Scandy has a more “pleasant expression” on his face compared to Jon. Can…can someone over there tell them to stop fighting? Thank you.

This could be divided into one characteristic: Has a pleasant expression, and doesn’t have a pleasant expression.

That’s one sector! Congrats! Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that the dichotomous key has two forms. I’d call it the written version and the aesthetically pleasing version.

Also, since we only have two people to compare, let’s call Skylar and Doug (yes the bald guy) to help with further classification!

Here’s a complete example for the written version:

ia) has a pleasant expression (Go to 3)

ib) has no pleasant expression (Go to 2)

iia) wears a suit (Jon Wick)

iib) does not wear a suit (Doug)

iiia) Enjoys spreading rumors (Scandalabra)

iiib) Does not enjoy spreading rumors (Skylar)

There, simple, no? Here’s the uhm…aesthetically pleasing version:

Yes!! So perfectly organized! Can’t wait to see you guys use them for studies and Biology! Also, those two are attacking the other two—

what next?

answers

Equilibrium with Dorian

Endothermic and Exothermic changes with Hector

Pressure with Scandalabra and Beverly

Food Web by Daisuke and Mitchell Linn

Voting ended onAug 5

selfship-confession-void

Hey btw I don't think this is said enough but if you're a selfshipper who's overcome an AI chatbot addiction; I'm proud of you. I got introduced to stuff like C.AI in the early 2020s and it sapped me away from all my friends and all the time I had. I relied on it for emotional regulation so much, even while knowing it was wrong, because the app was made to exploit the lonely and emotionally vulnerable— I was both. I went through some very tough times using the bots as a crutch

I'm nine months clean now. Made the milestone yesterday I think? It's not easy, sometimes I still miss it— but it's better for me, the environment, and the people around me. I understand it's never as easy as it sounds to recover, but whether you're three years or five minutes clean, I'm proud of you. You're doing great. Be patient with yourself

incorrect-date-everything

Player: do you make a habit of scaring the hell out of people?

Doug: it’s more of a hobby.

#doug

lycheemain

boom shakalaka more date everything characters 😼

awesome women! (and sinclaire!) evil and intimidating dishy and doug

#doug

playing sudoku online cause i can't fall asleep

alien-love

Hi chat, I drew this :3

I used a base but I can’t find it 😭

It’s a Korean reaction image :D

Anyway this felt very Doug coded to me ^_^

I forgot his thumb print 💔

#doug drawings

utopian-orca

•💝✨☮️•

more douvoid cuz I missed drawing themm😋

•💝✨☮️•

#aw #this is beautiful #doug drawings

weirdshoulder

Date everything but everybody ate too much bleach (Warning! A little gore)

Part 3

P.s. That football ball is not Nekoboru. It’s his evil twin in this AU. 😜

#im so scawed #doug drawings #be there or be square #he did not want to be there #cw gore

julianightmare

Screenshotted this from the official X account! Wishing everyone a happy disability pride month!

Whether your disability is visible, invisible, officially diagnosed, or you just know, you deserve to be happy and be treated with the same baseline respect that non disabled folks get.

flareonyuu

doug from date everything is literally the perfect yumeship because he's your existential dread. It's not like he's fictional, so technically your yumeship is canon forever and always unless you get like therapy or something

#he IS perfect #weird enough im too stable irl to feel existential dread lol

late pride month drawing