Do You Know A Noah Noah?

I’m like cool and amazing and great yeah

[sunshines-child]

aw, what a cute married couple

[sunshines-child]

oh yes, and their son who has this glowing blue aura for some reason

[wolfythewitch]

Henry Clerval and the creature

[deathanddogs]

[foop204]

I STAND FOR THE FLAG RAHHHHH🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[my-ships-have-sunk]

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS DESERVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT.

[wolfythewitch]

Oh sure so it's okay for Jesus to raise people back from the dead, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

[talkingontheinternet]

Victor you're bringing back different parts of different dead people, not even the whole person just some of them. like a finger or leg or something. And then you stitched it together without them asking. I'd be like "hey man, that's MY lung. My unrested spirit wants my lung put to rest." idk. I know they were not all donors

[wolfythewitch]

He's Recycling it's like woke and everything

[capitalwenisberry]

What killed Odysseus's crew? A comprehensive list

Poseidon: 551

Zeus: 36

Polyphemus: 6

Scylla: 6

Gravity: 1

[mircsy]

one moment silence for Elpenor

[douknowanoah]

I wanna look into getting assessed for ADHD so bad but I know they ask super deep questions and I always blank on that type of shit 😭 no I cannot remember if I struggled with these symptoms before the age of 12 I can’t even remember what I was doing 4 hours ago

[douknowanoah]

Guess who has ADHD predominantly inattentive

[allfortheslay25]

The Butcher

But with boobs☝️

[batou]

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

[themadcapmathematician]

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

[douknowanoah]

Me whenever my friend doesn’t reply in 0.5 seconds:

[irunaki]

[infiniteetcetera]

I’ve officially decided my favorite relationship trope is “at first I was perpetually bothered by your mere existence but somewhere along the way you became my best friend and oh yeah I’m also in love with you.” Nothing else matters.

[elidyce]

I would like to put forward ‘you are the most annoying person in the world and at first I hated you because of that. Then I got to know you and we went through shit together and now I would literally die for you because you are my love and my light and the only reason I’m even still on this godforsaken hellhole of a planet BUT YOU ARE STILL THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE WORLD AND MY LOVE IS BARELY RESTRAINING ME FROM HITTING YOU WITH A CHAIR’ as my favourite variant of this. 

[animatedamerican]

Consider also: “You’re still so goddamn annoying but now somehow it’s also adorable.”

[andrew-dramaqueen-minyard]

trans Neil could actually make so much sense if you think about it because imagine they’re on the run, and Neil says to Mary ‘mom what if I started dressing like a boy’ and Mary, hellbent on disguising them, thinks that a fantastic idea, and immediately agrees. And then Neil is like, ‘maybe I could change my name to more boy names’ and Mary agrees even more. It’ll be harder to find them. Meanwhile it settles something in Neil, makes him feel about as at home as he could be in a body on the run.

[douknowanoah]

How I feel typing in New York, New York when ordering things online (I live in the ghetto)

[douknowanoah]

Cat is laying on my stomach. Cannot move. Incapacitated. I pray my enemies do not find me in this position for I am unable to fight back. I call on my allies to protect me in this trying time.

- some king back in the day probably idk

[douknowanoah]

TRAITORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

[douknowanoah]

Cat is laying on my stomach. Cannot move. Incapacitated. I pray my enemies do not find me in this position for I am unable to fight back. I call on my allies to protect me in this trying time.

- some king back in the day probably idk

[qk1w1]

Neil: if i say i love you would you say it back?

Andrew: yes

Neil: i love you

Andrew: it back