Feedist Stuffing Game Night
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I suspect gaming is a popular activity for feedists, so here’s some ideas for feedist couples having a game night. In general, you prepare food to be consumed, but how much food is consumed depends on gameplay. You should have estimates of how many calories are in a given amount of each chosen food (e.g. one spoonful is five calories) so that stuffing amounts are apportioned fairly based on how you play. (Of course, some other method of deciding how much to eat may be used, as long as it’s numerically fair.)
While the goal is both to enjoy playing the games and eat a lot of food, there should also be enough food available to intimidate the eaters into playing well. If they’re intentionally losing to eat more, then the amount of food available is obviously insufficient.
Every time you fail a roll, you have to eat a snack of some size, and double if it's a critical miss. Of course, if your character dies, you have to stay stuffed into a food coma for the rest of the night.
I'm not sure if you could get enough feedists into one place for a TTRPG campaign, but this sounds fun!
For games such as Scrabble that have scoring, how much you or your feedee must eat if they lose is based on that score. The raw score is taken and, depending on the game and “difficulty” desired, is multiplied by some factor. You then eat that number of calories. The suggested values here are for an “easy” stuffing. Multiply the values by 1.5, 2, or 3 (or more!) depending on how long you plan to play and how stuffed you want to get. Or, divide them by two or more if you want a slower, all-day stuffing.
If you’re mutual gainers:
The loser of each game has to eat the winner’s score in calories.
If you’re a feeder/feedee couple:
If the feedee wins, they eat their score in calories.
If the feeder wins, the feedee eats twice their score in calories.
The cute thing here is that the feedee knows that the better they play, the more they have to eat. But they’re still forced to play well because if they lose, they have to eat twice as much!
25 calories for each HP lost, plus 10 × manna cost calories for each of your monsters that dies.
10 × calories for each point. I suggest eating as soon as a feature is scored.
If a feeder wins, the feedee has to eat the feeder's score as well.
For mutuals, the loser additionally eats the winner's score.
1 × multiplier, stuffing is at end of each game.
If a word is challenged, the loser of the challenge has to eat how many calories the word would have scored. This should also apply to exclusive feeders (unless the feedee starts abusing it.
Sadomasochistic variant for mutuals: Every time a word is scored, you have to eat that many calories. Looser then also has to eat the winner’s score.
Whatever you lose in a hand in chips, you have to eat that many calories.
It’s been a looong time since I’ve played Monopoly, so I’m not entirely sure what multiplier to use.
You can get more money from the bank whenever you want, but you have to eat that many calories.
This includes passing Go.
You have to eat twice as much for bail.
When you pay rent to your feeder, you eat that many calories.
Play with doughnuts or doughnut holes.
Mutal gainers: When one of your pieces is captured, you eat it.
Feeder/feedee: The feedee eats all captured pieces.
Mutuals and feedees: whenever you die, you have to eat a snack.
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