lost in the sauce

26 / just your average derpfest

[cannibalchicken]

[prettyflyforajeskai]

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I couldn’t resist

[liberty-outlaw]

I knew exactly what I was in for but that didn’t stop me from absolutely losing it

[gothhabiba]

I love not playing along

[gothhabiba]

"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"

"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"

❗️I am not playing along with you❗️

[gallusrostromegalus]

"She's on wrong side of 40" What, you'd rather she was dead?

[tacticaltaxonomist]

"She's on the wrong side of 40" "She'll get there, time waits for no one."

[vivi-llain]

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first time drawing my beloved catra !!

[acapelladitty]

I know it's a hot topic but would you ever think about using AI to finish a fic you're finding hard to write?

Honestly? I'd rather put out an open campfire with my clit than use AI for anything creative.

[acapelladitty]

an honour

[the-clumsywitch]

[batfamfucker]

We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

[batfamfucker]

Barry: Eat the rich!

Bruce: Oh thank Go-

Clark: Oh, I intend to 🥴🥵

[batfamfucker]

[whispering-imp]

It’s Batman’s turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.

[primeemeraldheiress]

Okay but can you imagine what kind of identity reveal situation that would be?

“I would fuck —-, I would marry —-, and then I would commit suicide.”

“Batman, that’s not how the game is played. You have to choose for Bruce Wayne.”

“I did.”

“…WHAT?!”

[lynati]

“I would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation.”

[aqueerkettleofish]

This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said “I’d marry Bruce Wayne for the money” and the other half have not only said that they’d fuck him, but been reasonably graphic as to how.

[althor42]

Flash: So, tall, dark, and scary, what’ll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets? Maybe you’ll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here, work him over like a hunk of meat like Supes? Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, what’ve you got for us?

Batman: -pauses- Honestly, I don’t think there will ever be a better time for this. -pulls off his cowl-

Justice League: -horrified screeching-

[mollyhats]

Via @milfmarthawayne

[Image ID: Tags reading “#bruce to himself: #do I keep my secret identity secret or deliver the greatest punchline in the history of situational comedy” End ID]

[yomozukis]

I’m reading on old superstitions and: “Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!” September 14th: the day the Devil nuts

[yomozukis]

HAPPY DEVIL NUT DAY

[celesse]

Cozy autumn outfit 🍂🧡

[tinyuglyworld]

Kalbelia woman, Rajasthan, India 🇮🇳

Photographer: Carlo Julian Roberto

[arczism]

my favourite wizard again | nsft on my Patreon

[boopsbucket]

[cait-lame]

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

[disasterlarper]

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

[weenwem]

Auntie Ethel 👁

[doomingthenarrative]

wyll is probably canonically the hottest baldur’s gate character. high charisma prince??? fairytale hero???

karlach calls him the best of all of them. shadowheart says she has a soft spot for the confident ones (while referring to him). astarion says he’s the sort of prince he would have dreamed about.

he’s a romantic. he can dance really well. he likes bad puns. he reads fantasy smut (and easily admits it). im saying all this as a lesbian

[sydsketch]

fantasy lesbians. enjoy

prints available in my store now! ✨

[mlptmntdisneykauane]

I watched Legend of the Guardians a lot when I was little, and one thing I remember is that there is an owl that has the same name as our beloved MLP protagonist pony, which is Twilight. So I decided to make an Artwork about it.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[the-real-seebs]

one way to read this is "this man has no idea what he is saying"

another to read this is "this man is terminally online and has excellent comedic timing"

[optionalcausality]

Okay, this is fantastic.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Definitely the second. I've seen this trend done by bored/confused folks, and the inflection is all wrong. This man *understands* the joke and has 10/10 charisma.