i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
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i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
au where the amnesia doesn't stick and Grace still does his little video logs but he's MAD
grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.
Let's be real, his job is to be online...
i had to
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
rocky hunting grace while hes working like heh. going to pull big prank on grace. stupid human hearing so bad very bad and only 'see' with light-sense organ in one direction at a time. eridian best hunter on all erid, evolved best hunting veeeery quiet. scare grace a lot. very funny.
rocky is HORRIFIED mid stalk when grace suddenly stiffens and turns around to stare directly at him. HOW GRACE DO THAT HOW GRACE KNOW HOW GRACE KNOW
severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person
Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.
Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.
And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.
grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)
rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it
Someone has to be the responsible one
I keep thinking about the fact that Eridians seem so much stronger and sturdier than humans, so what humans-are-space-orcs thing could Grace even do that would freak Rocky out... and then I remembered humans are persistence predators.
So picture some years in the future when the xenonite suits are so safe that Grace's class can now take field trips into his biodome. Rocky's there because this is a big moment for everyone involved and also he just loves listening to Grace in his element. One of the more mischievous kids tries to sneak off from the group and there are plenty of chaperones but Grace is the first to notice.
His posture changes, goes focused but loose in a way Rocky's never seen before as he peels of from the crowd. Rocky just stands there, stunned, as he watches his sweet, gangly, goofy, clumsy blob of a friend turn into a hunter. Grace circles around the pebble, slightly crouched, head turned and honed in, arms loose to the sides, and maybe the little one notices and does that nervously excited giggle-squeal thing kids do when they're being chased and tries to get away, but Grace expertly corrals them. He doesn't even have to run for it, he just pens the kid in, lunges-
And takes the little pebble by the claw to lead them safely back to their peers. And just like that he's Grace again, smiling and joking and tripping over his improvised shoelaces. Rocky hasn't been scared of Grace since first contact. Have you seen the guy? ... but for a second there his instincts were telling him to run.
k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes
only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life
the greatest moments from Phineas and Ferb:
BOW CHICKA BOW WOW, THAT’S WHAT MY BABY SAYS
”I call it the Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transporter, or Bo-At for short.”
”I’m not crying, I’m just sweating through my eyes”
when they all shrunk themselves and Baljeet got stuck on top of the lamp with the dead flies
“My name is Doof, and you’ll do what I say, whoop whoop!”
Candace’s voice when she had an allergic reaction to wild parsnips
“Ah, Perry The Platypus, your timing is incredible. And by incredible, I mean comPLETELY CREDIBLE!!!”
Buford’s cupid costume
”I never leave home without my velvet rope!” “Where do you keep that?” “I’ll never tell.”
”So, do I know romance or what?” “What.” “I said, do I know romanc–” “I heard you”
Phineas’s dAMN OBLIVIOUSNESS. LIKE, ISABELLA MAKES IT SO CLEAR THAT SHE LIKES HIM BUT THE BOY CAN’T TAKE A HINT
Marty the rabbit boy and his musical blender
”We small band of brothers…and girl from across the street”
”What did you think? A (insert name of object) was just going to fall out of the sky?” *said object falls out of the sky*
STAR WARS CROSSOVER
MARVEL CROSSOVER
when Doofenshmirtz gets glue all over his hands and they get stuck to records, and Perry uses the body control helmet to make Doof create what’s arguably the greatest song ever
Running from love in a bear suit
that one time Alex Hirsch guest starred as a talking juice box
“Paulllll Bunyan’s! Where the food is good (but not too good, eh?)”
“Mom! Phineas and Ferb made me!” “I have some stretch marks that would suggest otherwise.”
Baljeet and Buford’s bromance
the episode when they got the band back together. Just…that episode in its entirety.
“Hit it Carl!” “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” *Carl pulls lever anyway*
when Isabella out-cuted the Meaps with her own natural cuteness
“It’s a scientific fact!”
“I’m you from the future!” “Wait, I am not Indian in the future?”
“I feel reasonably sure it’s over this time. No, wait, he’s up AGAIIIIN”
when Perry bit Doofenshmirtz’s finger and Phineas says “Perry, no! We do not bite the elderly!”
Ferb’s adorable crush on Vanessa
when Baljeet accidentally takes a rock and roll summer class and gets mad because it’s not graded, and performs one hell of a song
Planty the Potted Plant
“GET ON THE TRIKE!!!”
Carl’s “Dr. Coconut” dance
Tuff Shoo Laysizz
“TREES ARE MADE OF WOOD”
O.W.C.A. Secret Headquarters (pay no attention to this sign)
“My watermelon!”
the giant floating baby head
Lots of me
when Doof got zapped with the ugly-inator and nothing changed
when Monogram kept laughing about Doofenshmirtz being abbreviated as Doof
I have seen all of five episodes from this show. Maybe.
This is a odd show.
Why do my nostrils whisper to meeeee
“thwart me, perry the platypus”
"Scam" you mean people are fighting back against housing discrimination??? I don't think these people know what the word scam means
Scams are designed to trick someone into giving up money based on lies. This is just.. asking for information then legally enforcing the law??
Fuck landlords
I altered time big style but I don't think it changed anything so we should be all good
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sun's not supposed to be that big