I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

When I ask you who you are, you'd better say my fucking name

[ven0moth]

appreciation post for everyone whos ever talked to me bc im annoying and dumb

[bartonbones]

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

It expires when its empty

[seediest]

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

[pandamiglio-deactivated20200626]

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

[omfgrant]

[kingbuckley]

It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[meanplastic]

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

“Fashions fade, style is eternal.” -Yves Saint Laurent

[alexander]

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

[frankoceanvevo]

[insanatic-deactivated20150509]

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

[figma-deactivated20161222]

brah fuck it im just die

[luvbey]

making people laugh is literally the best feeling ever

[ironychan]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.

Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.

[awwww-cute]