[tannerseablom]

Morning light in Yosemite.

[5tn]

[sjalvdestruktiv]

[sputniksea]

[importantanimalstories]

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

[serozvero]

Well, now I'm a Gilbert fan. That sly villainous grin and squint…

[solavei]

today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much

[solavei]

I want to emphasize that the cat was wearing a pride flag collar, which the owner gave him as exposure therapy

[solavei]

[solavei]

@butwhyduh I can confidently say this is not an issue that we’ve had before! He got a special sign made just for him.

[pokkin]

I asked the bartender for a coffee with no milk and he said we're out of no milk and gave me a cup full of milk

[ntrider]

who would even miss me [thinks about the many people who would] oh come on

[valentina-poem]

[difficult]

“I think part of the reason people take photos is because they’re afraid that moment will never happen again.”

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[dennybitte]

[technofeudalism]

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

[gentlemanuniverse]

[chiosavinces-deactivated2026032]

I could be your ibuprofriend :).....or your advillain >:)

[valentina-poem]

[weather-n-calamity]

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

[vvarhound]

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself

[adrienthinks]

[waterpropaganda]

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times