Hey y'all! So as promised, I am going to write a Starscream MPreg fic, since he successfully won the Starscream v. Stan poll in the Need That Man Pregnant contest. (He also won 2nd over all -- very fitting for our dear Second-in-Command!)
Hey y'all! So as promised, I am going to write a Starscream MPreg fic, since he successfully won the Starscream v. Stan poll in the Need That Man Pregnant contest. (He also won 2nd over all -- very fitting for our dear Second-in-Command!)
Holy moly, I can’t believe this has like 50 votes. I expected like 10. 🤯😅💖
Y’all, wow just wow.
I feel like I should do something to celebrate — ‘cause again 50 votes, omg — but also idk what? Give Screamer twins? Do some art? Idk
Anyway keep voting! I love to see it! (Also shout out to the current poll leader from going last place with 0 votes (when the total vote count was at 19) to first place. Crazy comeback!)
Alright, I'm fully committed to the bit now. Tell me what art or fics (or lack of) you need from me to vote for Starscream, and I swear I will make it happen.
Five minutes left. I believe in us, Starscream nation! Transformers fan, roll out and rise up!!
Hey y'all! So as promised, I am going to write a Starscream MPreg fic, since he successfully won the Starscream v. Stan poll in the Need That Man Pregnant contest. (He also won 2nd over all -- very fitting for our dear Second-in-Command!)
Long Story short: Prowl accidentally adopts an Autobot spy and mistakes him for a disabled homeless mech (Jazz).
The long story:
This takes place in the beginning of the civil war, when it was still only on Cybertron.
So, Prowls is a detective in Iacon. He's a neutral, though he keeps an optic on the war. He's walking back to his apartment after a shift, when he sees a mech covered in energon in an alley way out the corner of his eye. At first, he thinks the mech is high. But at closer look at his expression, it's the look of a traumatized feral mech, which he has seen before during his job. He throws them a cube, which they take and scurry off before Prowl can call more enforcers.
Prowl didn't see the mech for a while, until a while later. He sees him in a different spot this time, and throws him another cube. Over the next few whiles, he sees the mech out the corner of his eyes; same feral look, never speaking, and always in different states of physical disarray. He keeps up with giving him cubes. He's an enforcer, he wants to help all citizens. He hopes one day the mech will let himself be helped.
One day, he sees him injured, and throws him a portable medkit. The mech takes it and scrambles away again. A while later, he sees him heavily injured, and is able to go up and help repair the mech. There is really bad comm service in this area, so he is unable to call a medic for more help. He helps the mech himself.
After that, the mech seems to start trusting him more and is letting him get closer. One day, he finds the mech in his apartment. He ups his security. He finds him there again later. (Jazz is happy with more security.)
He slowly gets used to this non-verbal feral mech showing up, and then disappearing. He helps him repair himself, baths him, gives him food. The mech usually just watches him in return. Prowl enjoys the silent company. He sometimes doesn't let Prowl leave his apartment so Prowl takes those days off, and stays with the mech. The mech usually leaves/arrives while Prowl is at work. Prowl finds that this mech is good for both his mental and physical health. Having someone to take care of causes Prowl to take care of himself. And forces him to take days off.
Then, Prowl had to go on a work trip to another state. Stuff hits the fan. A secret Decepticon outpost in the city explodes, comms are down, and everything is horrible. During this, he ends up finding this mech in the city. He is shocked, surprised, confused, and has all the emotions. He realizes, after a bit more digging, this mech is not a homeless disabled mech and is actually an Autobot spy. The mech is the most injured he has seen; he has processor damage and he can barely function. He also finds that this mech has heavily encrypted files on him, which he realises is important data he stole from the Decepticons. He comes to the conclusion that he has to help bring this mech back to the Autobot base in Iacon, as the Autobots really need this data. It is the type of data that could save thousands. The mech is too damaged and too slow, (and is already heavily relying on Prowl) for Prowl to justify sending him off on his own. Prowl goes with him. Because of the state of the State they are in, and how far they are, it takes a while. Prowl does succeed in bringing him back, learns who he is, why he's been taking his food, and joins the Autobots.
Basically, ops agents have a personality altering code. When they come off after an undercover mission, it causes them to go into a survival mode mental state. They can be highly dangerous at this time, as they have two goals: Survive, then return data to base. Usually, they get nursed back to health by the other ops agents on base. Each mech has a slightly different reaction to it. Jazz ends up in a non-verbal, very paranoid, and a bit less aware then normal state. But he's still Jazz. Basically, what happened was that when Prowl first found him, Jazz was on his way back to base. Prowl gave him the cube. So, next time Jazz saw Prowl after another mission, he knew Prowl had energon cubes which he desperately needed. So, he slowly started going to Prowl for cubes so he had the energy to make it back to base on his way back from spy missions. After being repaired by Prowl, he started to trust Prowl more and more to take care of him. He started to go to Prowl while in this state before he made it to base as he knew Prowl could be trusted to help him. Because he always returned to base, the rest of the department didn't really know about him going to Prowl before he returned back to base.
Bruh if I find out people were botting that damn poll I’m going to be pissed.
Like the whole point is to have fun and cheer on and spread the word on your favorite characters. The fun part is advocating for your character and actually earning the votes 😭.
Also just to clarify I am like 99% sure there was botting on BOTH sides (which makes me sad) but I have no proof. (Other than this poll having an insane amount of votes and being a 50/50 tie and that each character would never fall behind for long and that when you refreshed the page every 3 seconds like 10 more votes would flood in) but yeah other than that no proof.
Alright, I'm fully committed to the bit now. Tell me what art or fics (or lack of) you need from me to vote for Starscream, and I swear I will make it happen.
Five minutes left. I believe in us, Starscream nation! Transformers fan, roll out and rise up!!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP ONE *FINALS
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)
Starscream (Transformers)
Voting ended onJun 27
*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).
PROPAGANDA:
[Stan]
"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."
"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."
"Gotta get both twins knocked up."
"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."
"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."
"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"
Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season
[Starscream]
"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."
"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."
"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."
"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."
"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."
I wasn't expecting to get hooked on a MPreg poll... But folks here we are. If you haven't already, please vote Starscream! If you've already voted, ask your friends to vote.
What's in it for you, you may ask?
I will write my first-ever MPreg fic, featuring a Starscream and a Sire of your choice*. Because Primus knows we don't have enough already.
*Fic(s) contingent on Starscream winning.
C'mon guys... He's basically a mother in every continuity.
G1/Comics: Sunstorm
TFP: Clones
TFA: More Clones (now with their own personalities, and colors too!)
Cyberverse: Episode 26 is literally called 'Starscream's Children'!!
Make this mech a mother!!
Last-minute propaganda push for Starscream on the Tumblr 'Need That Man Pregnant' Season 2 group finale poll, via a JazzProwl & Autobot High Command fic. We can do this guys!!
Poll Link Here: https://www.tumblr.com/need-him-pregnant-poll/819982960541450240?source=share
Fic Below (also on Ao3):
“Well?” Prowl asked, pausing in the middle of his presentation, as Jazz slid out of the shadows and into the light of the Autobot High Command conference room.
“Plan’s workin’ like a charm. The Cons’ are in shambles, just like we wanted. Last I checked, Screamer was torn between havin’ a fit and a crowning ceremony. Plus, I made sure ol’ Buckethelm blamed it all on Thundercracker and Skywarp too. And given their interests, well, let’s just say it wasn’t a hard sell,” Jazz purred, sidling up behind his mate.
“Though if it really were up to me…” Jazz said, trailing off as his servos wrapped around Prowl’s waist.
Prowl’s doorwings twitched, as the Praxian slipped out of Jazz’s hold and huffed. “Now’s neither the time nor place, Jazz.”
Jazz sighed. “Yeah, yeah. Can’t stop a mech from dreaming though.”
“Oh. No, of course not,” Prowl smirked, turning slightly to meet his mate’s gaze. “Especially since I love your dreams…” Prowl murmured, as he gently placed a servo on Jazz’s chassis, and slowly began to slide it down.
Jazz chuckled softly as he caught Prowl’s servo in his own. “You’re beautiful when you’re scheming, Prowler. Do ya know that?”
Prowl smiled softly. “Only as you are creative, handsome.”
Someone coughed from across the room.
“Aw. Enough of the foreplay, you two.” Ironhide said, frowning. “What’s this all about anyways? Ah thought Jazz was only supposed to hack into the Decepticreeps passwords. Yer making it sound like—”
“Not that,” Ratchet grunted, clutching a cube of energon, like it was his last connection to sanity. “Or at least, not just that.”
Optimus interlaced his digits, leaning forward at the head of the table in the back of the room. “I admit to being curious myself. Prowl, Jazz, would one of you care to explain?”
Prowl and Jazz glanced at each other. Prowl tilted his helm. Jazz inclined his own a moment later. Prowl gestured for Jazz to go ahead.
Jazz stepped forward, taking his partner’s place in the center of the room, as Prowl stood back typing in something on his datapad.
“Alright, gentlemechs, here’s the deal,” Jazz started. “I was sent to hack into the Nemesis’s central computer. Yes. But while I was there, I did some extra digging, see?”
“Jazz,” Prowl interrupted, “uncovered a large network of bot farms, disseminating Decepticon propaganda to humans all over the globe.” The Praxian informed, still tapping every now and then at his datapad screen.
Jazz nodded. “Obviously, I turned ‘em off. But while I was double checking my work, I found somethin’... ahh, interesting. Last year, there was high traffic on one website in particular.”
Prowl plugged the datapad in. Now showing on the conference room’s project were six lowercase white letters over a navy background: ‘tumblr’. A few seconds later the screen had faded to something akin to a Golden Age digital chat center. Now the headline read: ‘Need That Man Pregnant’. And underneath, were pictures of some cartoonish elderly man and…
“Starscream?!” Ironhide exclaimed for everyone in the room. The old warrior had straightened up in his chair as Ratchet choked on and spluttered out the energon he was drinking.
“Oop, babe, ya came in too early. Remember Megatron first?”
“Ah, my apologies,” Prowl said. “I’m better at keeping tabs of objects, when there are no tabs. Do you want me to—.”
“Nah, it’s okay. We were getting to this point anyway.”
Optimus cleared his throat. “I’m sorry, but what is,” Optimus inquired, making air quotes, “‘the point’ exactly?”
“I’m glad ya asked boss bot!” Jazz chirped, shooting finger guns in Optimus’s direction, as he bouncing back to the center of the room and his presentation.
“Like I was saying: last year, there was a lotta bot traffic going to this place. Especially over a two month period in May and June. The same May and June where the ‘Cons all but gave us the silent treatment. And if you’re thinking that’s a strange coincidence, well. Turns out, that was when ol’ Buckethelm himself was in the running. And I guess he thought winning was good for his publicity or somethin’ because he tried cheating.
“Long story short, he got disqualified. But it gave Prowler and I an idea on how we could stir the pot some; and maybe get ourselves another little vacation.” Jazz announced, grin widening as he manipulated his voice into a nasally falsetto. “‘Megatron is unfit to lead! Vote Starscream—!’”
Last-minute propaganda push for Starscream on the Tumblr 'Need That Man Pregnant' Season 2 group finale poll, via a JazzProwl & Autobot High Command fic. We can do this guys!!
Poll Link Here: https://www.tumblr.com/need-him-pregnant-poll/819982960541450240?source=share
Fic Below (also on Ao3):
“Well?” Prowl asked, pausing in the middle of his presentation, as Jazz slid out of the shadows and into the light of the Autobot High Command conference room.
“Plan’s workin’ like a charm. The Cons’ are in shambles, just like we wanted. Last I checked, Screamer was torn between havin’ a fit and a crowning ceremony. Plus, I made sure ol’ Buckethelm blamed it all on Thundercracker and Skywarp too. And given their interests, well, let’s just say it wasn’t a hard sell,” Jazz purred, sidling up behind his mate.
“Though if it really were up to me…” Jazz said, trailing off as his servos wrapped around Prowl’s waist.
Prowl’s doorwings twitched, as the Praxian slipped out of Jazz’s hold and huffed. “Now’s neither the time nor place, Jazz.”
Jazz sighed. “Yeah, yeah. Can’t stop a mech from dreaming though.”
“Oh. No, of course not,” Prowl smirked, turning slightly to meet his mate’s gaze. “Especially since I love your dreams…” Prowl murmured, as he gently placed a servo on Jazz’s chassis, and slowly began to slide it down.
Jazz chuckled softly as he caught Prowl’s servo in his own. “You’re beautiful when you’re scheming, Prowler. Do ya know that?”
Prowl smiled softly. “Only as you are creative, handsome.”
Someone coughed from across the room.
“Aw. Enough of the foreplay, you two.” Ironhide said, frowning. “What’s this all about anyways? Ah thought Jazz was only supposed to hack into the Decepticreeps passwords. Yer making it sound like—”
“Not that,” Ratchet grunted, clutching a cube of energon, like it was his last connection to sanity. “Or at least, not just that.”
Optimus interlaced his digits, leaning forward at the head of the table in the back of the room. “I admit to being curious myself. Prowl, Jazz, would one of you care to explain?”
Prowl and Jazz glanced at each other. Prowl tilted his helm. Jazz inclined his own a moment later. Prowl gestured for Jazz to go ahead.
Jazz stepped forward, taking his partner’s place in the center of the room, as Prowl stood back typing in something on his datapad.
“Alright, gentlemechs, here’s the deal,” Jazz started. “I was sent to hack into the Nemesis’s central computer. Yes. But while I was there, I did some extra digging, see?”
“Jazz,” Prowl interrupted, “uncovered a large network of bot farms, disseminating Decepticon propaganda to humans all over the globe.” The Praxian informed, still tapping every now and then at his datapad screen.
Jazz nodded. “Obviously, I turned ‘em off. But while I was double checking my work, I found somethin’... ahh, interesting. Last year, there was high traffic on one website in particular.”
Prowl plugged the datapad in. Now showing on the conference room’s project were six lowercase white letters over a navy background: ‘tumblr’. A few seconds later the screen had faded to something akin to a Golden Age digital chat center. Now the headline read: ‘Need That Man Pregnant’. And underneath, were pictures of some cartoonish elderly man and…
“Starscream?!” Ironhide exclaimed for everyone in the room. The old warrior had straightened up in his chair as Ratchet choked on and spluttered out the energon he was drinking.
“Oop, babe, ya came in too early. Remember Megatron first?”
“Ah, my apologies,” Prowl said. “I’m better at keeping tabs of objects, when there are no tabs. Do you want me to—.”
“Nah, it’s okay. We were getting to this point anyway.”
Optimus cleared his throat. “I’m sorry, but what is,” Optimus inquired, making air quotes, “‘the point’ exactly?”
“I’m glad ya asked boss bot!” Jazz chirped, shooting finger guns in Optimus’s direction, as he bouncing back to the center of the room and his presentation.
“Like I was saying: last year, there was a lotta bot traffic going to this place. Especially over a two month period in May and June. The same May and June where the ‘Cons all but gave us the silent treatment. And if you’re thinking that’s a strange coincidence, well. Turns out, that was when ol’ Buckethelm himself was in the running. And I guess he thought winning was good for his publicity or somethin’ because he tried cheating.
“Long story short, he got disqualified. But it gave Prowler and I an idea on how we could stir the pot some; and maybe get ourselves another little vacation.” Jazz announced, grin widening as he manipulated his voice into a nasally falsetto. “‘Megatron is unfit to lead! Vote Starscream—!’”
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP ONE *FINALS
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)
Starscream (Transformers)
Voting ended onJun 27
*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).
PROPAGANDA:
[Stan]
"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."
"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."
"Gotta get both twins knocked up."
"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."
"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."
"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"
Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season
[Starscream]
"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."
"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."
"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."
"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."
"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."
I wasn't expecting to get hooked on a MPreg poll... But folks here we are. If you haven't already, please vote Starscream! If you've already voted, ask your friends to vote.
What's in it for you, you may ask?
I will write my first-ever MPreg fic, featuring a Starscream and a Sire of your choice*. Because Primus knows we don't have enough already.
*Fic(s) contingent on Starscream winning.
