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lmaooo gets me every time :ā)
Workin on the next tattoo idea....
Mac: I was just going over to her house to try and bang Donna because she reminds so much of your mom. You know, which itās like, the best sex I ever had. And while⦠Frank: Intervention! Intervention! You banged my dead wife? Mac: Well, she was alive at the time.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
I know how the birds fly, how the fishes swim, how animals run. But there is the Dragon. I cannot tell how it mounts on the winds through the clouds and flies through heaven. Today I have seen the Dragon.
Confucius, after meeting Lao-Tze, founder of Taoism
āTwas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand; Long time the manxome foe he soughtā So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy. 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.ā
Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found ThereĀ
I think that read ājazz.ā Thatās quite a vowel movement. Oh myyy. http://ift.tt/1msV5UT
WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?!
Throwback of the day that's stuck in my head.Ā
The guy in these DIRECTV marionette commercials is really just āreal adultā Pinocchio fulfilling his āpuppet boyā fantasies.
The video looks incredible. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to fly through a fireworks display? This video, shot from a drone with an on-board camera, shows exactly what that looks like. Itās footage nothing short of incredible.
Hey, he looks like real jesus to me, except for the beer gut⦠:P
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Donāt die a virgin. Seriously.
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Religion is a force for good when you take out the murder, the mass genocide committed by God that is documented in the Bible, religious wars, burning witches at the stake, Ted a Haggard, shooting abortion doctors, the Bible's promotion of slavery, pedophile priests, serial killer Christians gone wild, the churches systematic oppression of women and minorities, aversion to protection against STDs and the spread of AIDS in third world countries, creative and inconsistent interpretations about "Thou Shalt Not Kill"; take it all out and, yes, religion is a force for good. Ray said we all have a conscience. Did God forget to give a conscience to Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, the Popes who have the blood of millions on their hands, and Osama bin Laden? And, On Osama bin Laden, do you know what the definition of a terrorist is? Some definition say terrorists use violence, but it can also be the threatened use of violence for the purpose of creating fear in order to achieve a religious goal. This is exactly what Ray and Kirk have been doing. They put the fear of God and hell into nonbelievers. What could be more terroristic than "believe this or burn for an eternity"? The answer is nothing. Not many acts of terrorism are also fueled by its worst victims, so I don't entirely fault Ray and Kirk. Understand their intent is based on their fear of hell. Look, enough is enough. It's time for people of reason to unite and help others abandon this fear that has been brainwashed into them from birth. Ray and Kirk teach our children to believe from birth, that they can't defend their views on God logically. We, as a society, are mentally abusing our children if we're teaching them how to be illogical. If you are emotionally charged by what Kelly and I have been saying up here tonight, it is entirely possible that you are one of religion's victims. You can help yourself today. You can abandon indefensible, religious beliefs today and embrace a logical worldview predicated on evidence, logic, and reason. Abandon your guilt and fear and you'll feel better for it. I promise you, you will not burn in any hell that man has created to scare you into belief.
- Brian Sapient, cofounder of The Rational Response Squad (RRS) - "Rational Response Squad Debate with The Way of the Master" May 5, 2007 (with fellow RRS member Kelly O'Conner vs. Kirk Camron and "Way of the Master" Minister and founder of "Living Waters Publications" Ray Comfort at the Calvary Baptist Church in Manhattan, NY; moderated by Martin Bashir and aired live on Nightline)Ā
Happy 4th!! Wildcard, Bitches!!
FACT.
I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut. I'll just give you money and you give me the donut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario in which I would need to prove that I bought a donut. Some skeptical friend? 'Donāt even act like I didn't buy a donut, I've got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it's back home in the file... under 'D', for 'donut'.
Mitch Hedberg Ā
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