Hiiii! I hope your doing lovely! If itās still okay with you I wanted to slide in into your requests for Tony DiNozzo x girlfriend reader whoās really goth like Abby and has a couple lip piercings along with a nose and eyebrow and the team meets her and theyāre very shocked because the didnāt expect Tony to date someone like that. Bonus points if McGee asks how she kisses with the lip rings and Tony cockily shows him?
Anyways I hope you have a lovely day/night! Take your time!
omf this is so funny because i actually have something in my drafts JUST like this ššš iāll definitely keep working on it for you diva ššš
Warnings: tony not knowing what personal space is, misogyny?, nudity, tension (iām not good at finding things that warrant warning sorry)
-This was inspired by that one episode in season 2? I think? With him and Kate at the house to protect the people and heās in there while sheās singing in the shower? That one.
-GUYS THIS WAS GOING TO BE SMUT BUT I GOT NERVOUS IM SORRY
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Tony Dinozzo was always a bit sleazy. Some would say itās part of his charm, well, sort of.
He always has something inappropriate to say, and the way your body reacts to it is concerning to feminism.
Sure, you find ninety-nine percent of what he says offensive, but that one percent causes a tingle to surge through your body.
Unfortunately the two of you were in close quarters for an extended period of time. Undercover once again, and fate, or Leroy Jethro Gibbs, was cruel enough to pair you with Dinozzo.
You let the hot water cascade over your shoulders, the tension from the day beginning to melt away. It had been a long day. Truthfully, any day being around Tony is a long day, but having to pretend to be married to him makes an hour feel like an eon.
You hummed along to the song playing on the radio, silently thanking the hotel for having a radio in the bathroom, you didnāt want Tony to hear you shower, you knew heād like it too much.
Your hot water induced trance was broken when you heard another voice humming along to the song. A voice that most definitely wasnāt yours.
You quickly pulled the shower curtain open, just enough that you could see. And there he was, pajama pants hung low on his hips, hair towel dried, and toothpaste on the corner of his mouth.
His signature smirk laced his features as you stared at him.
āTony! What are you doing in here?ā You demanded, making sure the shower curtain was covering your naked body.
He deadpanned, waving his toothbrush in the air as if to say, āduh.ā
āGetting ready for bed, I wasnāt going to wait for you to finish your year long shower.ā He looked back in the mirror, continuing to brush his teeth.
You closed the shower curtain, reaching to turn the water off, the radio much louder now that it isnāt masked by the stream of water.
You reached outside of the curtain, feeling against the wall for your towel. The rack was empty.
āTony did you use my towel?ā You questioned, popping your head out of the curtain for the second time. Sure enough, your towel was in his hand, being used to wipe toothpaste from his mouth.
He smirked, holding it out to you.
You stared at him, planning your next move carefully.
You could demand he get closer and take the towel from him and wait for him to leave so you could get out of the shower peacefully.
Or, you could give him a taste of his own medicine and become a walking HR violation yourself. You quickly decided on the second option.
You pushed the curtain open, revealing your fully naked body to Tony, his jaw dropping as you stepped out of the shower, rivulets of water trickling down your body.
You had never in your career a NCIS seen Tony Dinozzo speechless, especially when it came to women.
Thereās always a first time for everything.
You walked towards him, smirking up at him before taking the towel out of his hand, making a slow show of wrapping it around your body before you walked right out of the bathroom, leaving a flabbergasted Tony in your wake.
You laughed at yourself as you grabbed your sleep clothes from your bag. Sometimes he just needed to be put in his place.
Thankfully, the room had two beds, so you didnāt have to share one with Tony after that stunt you had just pulled. Thereās no telling how he was planning to get back at you.
Tony remained in the bathroom for longer than you had anticipated, but you found yourself satisfied with the reason he lingered.
āEverything okay tony? Youāre usually not this quiet.ā You asked, looking up slightly from your book as he stood at the foot of your bed.
You met his gaze, your stomach flipping at how dark his eyes had become. You slowly closed your book, setting it on the nightstand between the two beds.
He walked closer, sitting on the edge of your bed, his knee brushing your leg.
āWhy did you do that?ā He asked, his voice raspier than it was earlier.
āWhat, you didnāt like it?ā You responded, leaning up from where you were propped against the pillows.
āThatās not what I said.ā he answered, his eyes locked into yours.
hi everyone! i'm doyouevenreid, and i'm working on moving my fics over from wattpad to here! some of you might know me if you've been on wattpad, my username is the same, OR you may have known me as bookmdanno. i wrote/write for characters from shows such as criminal minds, hawaii five-o, csi, ncis, and all other shows that could be classified as "old man shows". regardless, i am excited to bring my fics over to tumblr, and hopefully refine them and make them of higher quality! i hope you stick around to read!! <3
