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If you’re looking for Beetlejuice headcanons, or slasher headcanons, or any headcanons that is, you’ve come to the right place! I specialize in Beetlejuice Headcanons, mostly. But I do write for other stuff! Requests: Open Temporarily

[doyouknowanythingaboutwitches]

WHO I WILL WRITE FOR: HCS AND FICS

I'm jump starting this account again; send me requests:))

Here's who I'll write for; I write just Aboite anything, to be honest.

1. Billy Hargrove

2. Eddie Munson

3. Beetlejuice

4. Anyone from the Lost Boys, minus Max and Star

5. Any Cenobite except Butterball

6. Almost anyone from DbD (just ask! :>)

7. Thomas Hewitt/Bubba Sawyer

8. Choptop

9. Jason Voorhees

10. Michael Myers

11. The Driller Killer (Slumber Party Massacre 2 Version)

12. Anyone from The Firefly Trilogy (House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects and 3 From Hell)

13. Suzy Bannion (Suspiria)

14. MAYBE Freddy Krueger; depends on the request

15. Hellboy (2004 and 2019)

16. Argyle

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i really enjoy the seize the dayo vlogs,,, maj will Fuck You Up fam no hesitation 

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“what i know now” highkey slaps ngl

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Beetlejuice being summoned at the dinner party at the end of Act 1

[doyouknowanythingaboutwitches]

LISTEN ALL IM SAYING IS MY THEORY IS PRETTY LOGICAL AND IT BETTER GO VIRAL

This is my theory and if I find out that any of y’all blatantly steal it imma flip.

[doyouknowanythingaboutwitches]

Thomas Hewitt and Bubba Sawyer: What turns them on? (NSFW)

THOMAS HEWITT

Thomas is awkward when it comes to anything pertaining to sexual feelings

Wear old fashioned 50’s dresses that are a size too small

He is a man who loves anything a woman has

He will kiss your tummy, love up your thighs, anywhere and everywhere. This’ll turn you on, and him as well. He loves your curves, believe me

If you’re self conscious about your body, Thomas will do anything to prove to you that you’re beautiful

Wear short little skirts, he loves it

If you’re wearing shorts, whisper to him that you’re not wearing underwear. He will bend you over, believe me

He gets really turned on if you come in from outside after a hard days of work, and he sees you all sweaty and gorgeous like

Act innocent when you know you’ve done something wrong, like smudged his freshly cleaned chainsaw. Do this, and Thomas will grunt and try to ignore the fact that he has a decent lot sized tent in his pants

BUBBA SAWYER

He likes how determined and affectionate you are

Take sexy photos with his chainsaw, and he will definitely palm himself

Instead of being awkward, he’s more so shy. You’re going to have to lead him through the situation

Dance for him!

Wear a cowboy hat, or cowboy boots and he will drool over you

He loves when you wear jeans. When you do, he will most definitely stare at your back asset

Sew him a new mask once in awhile

Grind yourself onto him if you’re alone, and he will messily undo his belt and it just goes on from there

Complement him in a sultry voice

[doyouknowanythingaboutwitches]

Lemon Cookie: What is he like as a friend?

Lemon is definitely an introvert

As a friend, he is always there for you

Watch movies with him! Beware of the snacks though, he might hoard all of the popcorn to himself

When he jokes around with you, his humour can kind of be dark.

He can sometimes seem unenthusiastic, but believe me. He is DEFINITELY enthusiastic

He likes gifts, and likes giving gifts

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Who I Will Write For

Beetlejuice (The Movie and Cartoon. No NSFW for cartoon)

Lydia Deetz (The Movie and Cartoon. No NSFW for Cartoon)

Hellboy (2004 & 2019 version)

Ulfric Stormcloak (Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls V)

Certain Cookie Run characters <NO NSFW>

Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)

Thomas Hewitt and Bubba Sawyer (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

Freddy Krueger (Friday the 13th)

Michael Myers (Halloween)

Jack Skellington (The Nightmare before Christmas) <NO NSFW>

Sally (The Nightmare before Christmas) <NO NSFW>

Pennywise (IT 2017)

Joel (The Last of Us)

All Until Dawn Characters (Until Dawn)

Chucky and Tiffany (Childs Play)

Jim Hopper (Stranger Things)

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Beetlejuice: What turns him on?

He has about you wearing leather. Maybe it’s a leather jacket, or leather pants. If it’s leather, he’s most likely turned on

He gets turned on if you hug him from behind.

Sit on his lap or whatever

He has a weak spot for being praised about his actions, no matter how simple

Call him Daddy

He’s into handcuffs.

If the handcuffs are on you, he will make sure to please you. If the handcuffs are on him, he simply sits back and enjoys the show you give him.

Drag your nails along his back while he’s plowing you.

This man is a tease