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Intro post!!!

I’m aroace, genderqueer (currently in limbo), intp/istp

Interests:

• video games (rdr2, ace attorney, the sims, wwm, hsr, wd2 + more)

• yaoi/bl (shutline, flashlight, my sadistic master, stranger, define the relationship, bullet time + others)

• anime (jjk, jjba + many more)

• reading (currently reading svsss)

• other stuff too I swear it’s not just this

I lowkirk post multiple times per day about my various interests and the daily happenings in my life, it’s also a lot of my opinions and thoughts that end up as posts in this blog

TL:DR

Daily posting + yaoi + video games + my thoughts

Bye

Ughh this feels so formal!

Current pfp is from the yaoi “bullet time” btw

#intro post #about me #is this necessary #basic ass intro post #but this is what you got

*cracks a joke*

Haha see guys! I can crack funny jokes too ❤️😊

Jokes: r-really…? 👀😳

Me: j-jokes! N-not here…😅 *massive boner*

#shitpost #jokes #i’m sorry #I thought of this this morning and wrote it in my notes app it needed to be free

Why are there so many disabled goldfish in danmei

#my disabled goldfish turned into my concubine or whatever that book is called #my disabled goldfish turned into a god of war?#idk heard it was peak though #danmei #i’m deleting this later #I’m sorry if this comes off as insensitive if it is I’ll atone for my sins

Keep hearing someone call my name and I haven’t done my math homework I’m so fucking scared

#math homework

Am I agender? 👀 nghhhh

#agender #pride month

Everytime I do something embarrassing I start playing circus music and then force myself to sit there contemplating my actions with this expression on my face

#shitpost #yknow

Asked my dad if he wanted to go camping and he laughed in my face

#my dad does NOT wanna get eaten by a bear #camping

OMG OMG OMG I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD THE BESTTT IDEA FOR AN OC THAT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM BUT I CANT FUCKING REMEMBER IT

#ocs

My favourite brother got me a cookie for pride month!!!!

#I don’t like the other one #pride month

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Idk how all you bottoms wear collars all the time or whatever because I just put a necklace on and immediately started freaking out because I could feel it and tried yanking it off

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SOMEONE GET THIS THING OFF ME IT WONT GET OFF

#HELPPP

Idk how all you bottoms wear collars all the time or whatever because I just put a necklace on and immediately started freaking out because I could feel it and tried yanking it off

#shitpost #like I think I would actually throw up if I had something genuinely choking me

Fuck sometimes I wish I was one of those naturally sexy cunty guys in those k pop groups

#k pop

Ok if you ever wanna share a bed with someone just get two smaller beds instead of the big once’s because then if you gotta shit in the middle of the night the movements won’t wake them up

#i know from experience

One of the best fanfics I ever read changed my life the way they wrote made me feel so warm and comforted but then they started writing about incest so I had to drop the fic

#fanfiction #ao3 #fanfics

Lord please kill all those accounts that force feed ai slop onto my page even if I scroll the second I see it

#ai slop #tiktok #there’s so freaking many of those stupid ai shows #who the fuck are watching these #I promise there’s a billion better human made things out there

Yaoi man knocks on my door

Me with my pfp taped to me face: wow…you look just like me

Yaoi man: wtf

Shoots me

#yaoi #shitpost

Just farted

#is this weird to say on here

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