laughing stock

v, he/him, 28

[makomoriz]

no i don't. cheers

[godkissedme]

When you get veneers you lose access to your original destiny

[orteil42]

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

[dr-baizhu]

the fact that out of all the seiyuu in the world my favourite niche one went to germany for some type of con, like it's still a different country but he was the closest to me he could ever be

[kosmogrl]

[thegreatyin]

big fan of when characters meet another version of themselves and their first instinct is to literally physically kill their doppelganger with their own two hands. which could mean absolutely nothing.

[weirdplutoprince]

Yiling Patriarch era Wangxian is so fucking funny like.

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan always looks so angry and disturbed whenever people accuse me of stealing away virgins and fucking them in my evil cave. He must hate to think me so far gone and depraved

Lan Zhan: it should be me in that cave

[untamedheritageposts]

Untamed Heritage Post

[dr-baizhu]

why does even logging in look weird now

[64mpg]

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

[astralprogesterone]

people are always saying "ive never met someone like you before" because im the first brunette with bangs

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[lelouch]

[micamicster]

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

[cheaphalloweencostume]

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

[dr-baizhu]

waited for the bus for an hour and a half in the shade of a big tree thinking the whole time how grateful i am to be waiting for the bus in the shade of a big tree

[qin-shi-huang-di]

bixia....🙇‍♂️before this humble peasant is sent to the great wall......this peon wishes to know how many people have been injured working on it...

hmmm, that's an excellent question! why don't you ask around, while you're performing unpaid, back-breaking labour that takes away from the time you can spend on subsistence farming, and then compile a memorandum for me? the due date is one month from now. do not be late.

also, this "great wall" thing is very catchy! his highness will start using it from now on.

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

do you guys like corvee labour or something what do I even do at this point

[qin-shi-huang-di]

peasants, do you LOVE building my grand monuments?

yes bixia!

yes bixia!

Voting ended onJul 17

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

207 votes and none of you have challenged this????

[academyofbrokenhearts]

[qin-shi-huang-di]

HAHAHAHA SUCK IT LOSER