Dr. Balls Industries

You know those balls in front of target? I witnessed the birth of every one.

[luminous-orb]

nintendo direct tomorrow they will announce xenoblade kart

[luminous-orb]

NO FUCKING WAY

[joshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

This is the funniest possible thing they could have added

[dr-balls]

I am about to make a horrible financial decision. Good thing my birthday was yesterday!

[dr-balls]

Creaming my pants so good because of new xenoblade game.

I love theorycrafting.

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[dr-balls]

Jorkin my shit slippery style in the Wendy’s drive-through

[dr-balls]

The masculine urge to dress my mii up in cute little dress speaks to me like cheeto dust on a childs ipad

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[dr-balls]

Balls

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[clowngirlpony]

in parkour civilization doms make their subs miss easy jumps as part of something called "noobplay"

[dr-balls]

Tomodachi death

[dr-balls]

Putting bizarre and frightening objects in my blender to create what I like to call “the chunkie”

[innerchildabortionclinic]

sad again

[dr-balls]

Opening a detective agency but all of the inspectors are 3’6” clones of Jesus

[dr-balls]

I’m going to kill the founder of chemistry. We should have just kept doing alchemy until we actually found out how to turn lead into gold.

[dapperd0g]

had a dream that malos owned an antique shop (?) and the front desk looked like this. there was a part in the dream where he yelled at a customer for trying to smoke inside the store. extremely in character

[dr-balls]

hehe mal os

[dogpuppy]