Have you been Chazzzzzed?

welcome to the twinkletown insane asylum..

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

[mon3trs]

incomprehensible mass of darkness and eyes is a pretty cute look for a girl

[dr-chazzzzz]

[thememedaddy]

[thoughtkick]

“Sometimes you have to lose your mind before you come to your senses.”

— Socrates

[jame7t]

Hey I hope you don’t mind but I’m going to think about demons attacking you 🥺

[dr-chazzzzz]

me when a stranger brushes against me in public and doesn’t apologise

[tooies]

they should sell huge barrels of evil sludge at the store for really cheap

[dr-chazzzzz]

do you mean the glowing green one they currently hide in the ocean?

[funnytwittertweets]

[dr-chazzzzz]

it tastes good as a human too, you just have to get there early enough..

[emeships]

met a new kinda guy on twitter today

[dr-chazzzzz]

[chokopoppo]

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

[dr-chazzzzz]

[a-list-of-moods]

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

[dr-chazzzzz]

This post making me realise i’m jealous of a rock’s aura..

damn, need me some uranium for my wedding glow!

[dr-chazzzzz]

i woke up today motivated and determined to be an inconvenience..!

[firefox-official]

They should have a feature to pay to get rid of the checkmarks

For at least double what they originally cost

Something something consequences of your actions

[dr-chazzzzz]

@staff or we pay double to steal someone else’s check marks..

[dr-chazzzzz]

if twitter’s domain name expires in January, it would be funny if we could domain squat it.

[dr-chazzzzz]

Ever see someone standing on the edge of something and want to give them a *slight* push?