38yo, she/her | MDE (medical diploma equivalency) | antisocial personality disorder, bipolar disorder, autism, ADHD, PTSD, recovering supervillain | world's most talented doctor | practicing cosmetic surgeon, based in New Brockton on Earth Gimel | happily married, send Dr. Amelia Lavere-Davis MDE love if you see her! | minors interact at your own risk, not because this blog is horny but because my parole officer said i need to stop showing pictures of people's insides to children | avatar pic courtesy of @n0brainjustvives
both my personal blog and my work blog. blanket trigger warning for potential gore, medical distress, drugs, and sex (discussed but not depicted)
keep the parahuman politics to a minimum, im trying to stay as out of that shit as i can
DNI if you are anti-Amy Dallon/Panacea, pro-Cauldron, or a Slaughterhouse Nine fanboy/wannabe
FAQ and commission info under the cut.
FAQ
Q: Wait, so your name is Riley Grace Davis?
A: yes my name is Riley Grace Davis. yes I used to go by Bonesaw. yes I used to be a member of the slaughterhouse nine.
Q: Are you the serial killer that (insert crime against nature here)?
A: probably. i did a lot of those. i dont really REGRET them but i wont do it again i prommy
Q: Are you still a member of the Slaughterhouse Nine?
A: its been 25 years and i legit still get this question like every week. NO!!!!!!! we disbanded when Jack died and I was captured and the apocalypse started. im not involved with any of the copycat killer groups either, they all suck :/
Q: You're a monster, you should be behind bars, you should be dead, you tortured/traumatized/murdered my family/friend/loved one, you were part of the chain of events that started the end of the world, its unthinkable that people like you get to walk free just because you're a parahuman while unpowered people are imprisoned for petty larceny, etc.
A: L+ratio+direct all questions about the amnesty to your local PRT chapter
Q: What's an MDE?
A: medical diploma equivalency, established by the PRT of Earth Bet in 2002 AD. allows Thinker-class capes whose powers give them medical knowledge to obtain licensure to practice medicine without needing to attend medical school. after two decades of pestering the PRT nonstop it was expanded in 24 GM to also include Tinker-class capes with medical specialties in what historians call the "for fucks sake riley shut up, fine" amendment.
Q: What sort of surgeries do you do?
A: i am capable of performing almost any medical intervention, though these days i mostly limit myself to cosmetic body modifications
Q: How do you cope with the unbearable trauma of having had your childhood ripped away from you by a serial killer, your mind filled with unending horrors by a fragment of a cosmic being, and trying to find out who you were and atone for the sins of your past while in the middle of a world-reshaping calamity?
hard drugs, amazing yet potentially unethical and illegal sex with my beautiful perfect wife, and staying silly :3
COMMISSION INFO
i AM open to taking clients currently but i live in New Brockton on Earth Gimel and have heavy travel restrictions as a result of my parole so you'll have to come to me. payment in cash preferred but i also take valuable gemstones or drugs, if they are at equivalent value to the price. (for legal reasons the drug part is a joke.) no cards. or well, no credit/debit. i guess if you gave me a giftcard to somewhere that the food doesnt suck id accept it. unfortunately no insurance plan recognizes me but my rates are very affordable ($50-200 for most standard procedures, up to $400 if unexpected complications arise, esoteric procedure price uncapped and depends on cost of materials, legality, ease of operation, and how interested in the operation i am.)
operations i will do include but are not limited to:
gender-affirming surgeries
therian-affirming surgeries
phantom limb replacement surgery
turning you into your fursona
kemonomimi-fication
tentacle prosthesis
non-lethal flaying
genital enhancement
most body plan restructurings (additional limbs, fewer limbs, wings, organs that you carry in a bag outside your body and are connected to your torso via strange fleshy tubes, etc.)
multi-person conjoinment
hard nos:
creation of any virus, plague, biological weapon, etc.
natural weapons - claws/teeth are okay but no ranged weapons, venom, acid, prehensile bladed spines, etc.
ANY operation on another parahuman - too many chances to accidentally become an accomplice to something
anything capable of reproducing. THIS IS A CONDITION OF MY PAROLE. i am allowed to give functioning reproductive organs but any resulting offspring will be baseline human regardless of the state the parent or parents is in
ANY operation without the consent of ALL parties being operated on. this includes if the party is incapable of giving consent and you are their power of attorney (pets, minors, mentally disabled, intoxicated, etc.)
i reserve the right to refuse any procedure for any non-discriminatory reason or for no stated reason.
if you're still interested let me know and we can work out an appointment. i do not use general anaesthesia so if youre coming over for your surgery i recommend you bring a book or game or something. or we can talk, but for some reason usually people dont want to talk to me while im rearranging their limbs
[OOC: this is an rp blog run by @ty-bayonet-betteridge. the character is the version of riley grace davis from our post-worm AU, Dr. Riley Davis MDE. you can catch up on the full au by checking the tag "#dr riley davis mde" on our main blog, but for an introduction you can check the two main stories for it so far here and here. because this is a post-worm AU, worm spoilers will not be tagged. also, we have not yet read ward, and its worldbuilding has had little to no influence on our vision of what the post-worm world looks like, so yeah. EDIT: after creating this blog we formed a fictive of dr. davis. she now runs this blog as a half-rp, half-fictive blog]
Impulse control, conscientiousness, empathy, altruism, aggression, agreeableness, love... These are all just parameters in the brain, right? Heck, half of them probably don't even need to touch the brain just hormonal control levers and operant conditioning.
I'm sick of hurting and scaring people, I'm sick of guilt and hate. If you need an additional incentive, consider how *ironic* you doing this would be, and how big a middle finger it is to those haters who claim redemption isn't possible.
hm. i think so? im not entirely sure what you intend to gain by having your mind rewired out of existence, but im a surgeon, not a philosopher. come by on the 28th
Are you allowed to simply entirely *remove* a parahuman power, or transfer my mind to a body that can't have one, or something? I have a power that I would never want to use under any circumstance, have zero interest in any cape shit, and just makes me a target for people to want to exploit or recruit. Come to think of it, a full mulligan with fresh appearance, fresh genes, re-rolled personality-tendencies etc. would be nice. I guess I'd have to keep my memories so we can prove you didn't murder me, but blunting them maybe? Any surrogate mothers and/or witness protection programs you can recommend for that kind of thing?
nope. nuh-uh. no operations on other parahumans, period. i know YOUR case sounds innocuous enough, but what if, say, you have history as a villain or vigilante that you're fleeing? giving you a new face and body is DEFINITELY conspiracy AND complicity in that case. i am NOT taking these risks
hi bonesaw! I have recently realized that being human might not be for me anymore. Do you have any diseases I can try so I can figure out what the Rot was. Or maybe could you just give me top surgery? You can do whatever scarring you want. Or can you remove my organs and fix them?
actually I think the organ one is best. Can you make my organs … better? You can decide how it is better I’m just so tired of them
i think i remember you, kid. this isnt the first time we've talked - something with a cleft lip, i think? you're really not feeling that whole humanity thing, huh?
look, im not allowed to operate on minors. or even technically be alone with them, ever. parole violation. but if you wanna come over and "talk some of this out" or whatever, i can see if theres a time my Amy can be around too? she might be able to help, too. her parole's much more lenient than mine.
What is even the difference between "induced analgesia" and "cure chronic pain"? Actually if it's curing something like that it might be less trouble to just get your GF to do it.
curing a patient of chronic pain leaves them with a functioning pain response. when i was talking about induced analgesia i was referring to total lack of pain response, which is - of course - deeply dangerous. curing chronic pain reverts a person to "the baseline unpowered human," according to the PRT, while induced analgesia of that sort "goes behind standard baseline for an unpowered individual." which is fucking ableist of them, of course, but what can i do about it? other than start killing again, which is never not a possibility. (for legal reasons, thats a joke.)
I like swords, but hilts are for pussies in the *other* way, can you do Kevlar reinforced vaginal lining without a loss of sensation, and what other mods do you recommend to combo with that? Oh and I also need a standard mtf, an additional pair of arms, and analgesia if you can avoid the nastier side issues. Even if you can't, really.
mtf is easy, the arms are slightly harder but still easy enough not to worry about.
analgesia's a no-go, i'm afraid. the PRT has decided that artificially-induced analgesia counts as a "parahuman ability" because "that's BASICALLY what Aegis had" (even though its not, its not even fucking close.) yes, even though it's a real condition, regularly experienced by real
that said, like any doctor, there's any chance that i'll discover a previously unnoticed chronic condition during the course of our treatment. let's talk in person when you get here.
i... think i'd be allowed to do kevlar pussy? they haven't voted on it, since i've never brought it up, but it isn't protecting any vitals or any part of the body regularly used for hand-to-hand combat (though if you DID pull that off i would fucking LOVE to see it.) don't go around bragging about it in front of anyone who works in law enforcement just in case, but i think we're good.
on the logistics side, i'm probably going to have to mold it a bit to fit. i'll give you general depth and strong pelvic muscle control (you'll have a grip nobody's ever dared to dream of before,) but if you have the sword you'll be carrying already, it might help to bring it with you. unlike my standard-depth and shallow-depth cunts, this one might need regular dilation, but it sounds like you've got that covered.
additional mods depend on you, as always, but i can make some recs. hyperflexibility will help with rapid sheathing and unsheathing. i could also install a strong muscle at around your cervix to help "kick" the sword out, if you're interested. specially carved bone plates/grooves in your upper thighs, to rest the hilt against, so it's not chafing. if you go in for dual-wielding, i think we could get one in your ass too. i don't know, i'm just spitballing here. come to my office next saturday and we can talk details.
my parole period doesnt end for another 270 years. for some reason spending years as part of the most dangerous, cruel, murderous group ever makes people jumpy about letting u walk free
I need bottom surgery but instead of that weird junk stuff i want a laser gatling gun. Is that viable?
ill have to get in touch with some of my contacts. i can rip out some of the old stuff no problem, but im not much of a gun person unless the gun in question shoots venom or pus or something. @hopeinpithos wanna take a look at this one with me? i promise to play niceys
can you split a system into multiple bodies? (some of us have different souls idk if that matters to you)
i still have the part of my shard that tells me to fuck with people's bodies but not the part that tells me how. it's deeply annoying. i'd have to go fuckin, study or something if i wanted to do it now.
i don't think i've ever tried but i bet i could've back when i still had my powers. definitely not any more though
