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naming a drink monster is actually scary as fuck they shouldve named it healing safety drink

they should have named it fat dripping monster cock cum drink with stinky werewolf toes dipped into iit at the factory. energy drink

great-door-of-all-doors

The best bit of worm to me is when scapegoat gives Taylor's injuries to some goon and he instantly collapses and screams in pain, even though she was acting like nothing was wrong

wormbraind

kind of disheartening whenever i'm consuming horror media and the way that it signals that someone is bad/unnatural/inhuman is just having them do something that's just like. a trait of being autistic

triviallytrue

In B.C., Indigenous nations are reclaiming power and wealth for their own citizens—no matter what the neighbours think

this is so funny

"but uh when we advocated for indigenous sovereignty we thought you guys were just going to make a big park or something"

"fuck you. ultradense housing that bypasses your stupid zoning rules"

st-just

Predictably, not everyone has been happy about it. Critics have included local planners, politicians and, especially, residents of Kitsilano Point, a rarified beachfront neighbourhood bordering the reserve. And there’s been an extra edge to their critiques that’s gone beyond standard-issue NIMBYism about too-tall buildings and preserving neighbourhood character. There’s also been a persistent sense of disbelief that Indigenous people could be responsible for this futuristic version of urban living. In 2022, Gordon Price, a prominent Vancouver urban planner and a former city councillor, told Gitksan reporter Angela Sterritt, “When you’re building 30, 40-storey high rises out of concrete, there’s a big gap between that and an Indigenous way of building.”

okay but literally.

seren-starlight

LIVE SHOW TOUR INFO HERE. New stories, live tapings, special guests, book signings and more. What would you build on a piece of land when al

Update on this story (the update really being that the towers are nearly complete and they start renting units this summer!)

cookiethebirddoll

the authors blatant desire to be a girl that she thinks everyone has

elytraqueen

you ever think about how every single person in the detarune fandom who wants to misgender kris due to being a shithead opts for he/him. makes you think sometimes

elytraqueen

here's a video game. you get to play as the world's most TMA dog

ray-okumura

mousegirlheart

If you are having trouble catching that mouse, then perhaps it is not meant to be. Perhaps try something else? Maybe a cockroach, or a lizard. Mice do not taste that good, regardless. I recommend abandoning pursuit of mice altogether. Meow.

ltsophia

Help a Disabled Trans Women Eat During an Awful Time

So I've been unable to work recently due to a new unidentified issue that's been making my pass out during my job, it's caused me to fall two times in the middle of my shifts over the last two weeks, and miss several other shifts due to passing out on breaks or at home on days I was going to work.

I work on my feet in a kitchen, and during my last fall I hit my head on a table as I fell, and needed a CT scan. I have been in and out of the hospital and every test has come back inconclusive.

I'm not currently able to support myself due to all the missed days at work, and could really use some help until I can figure this out

Whether you could spare $5 or $50, anything helps

Paypal: transgirlgoku

CashApp: $Tranarchy

ltsophia

I've officially gone on medical leave from work.

The fainting has been getting worse, and I haven't been able to work at all this week, and I still don't know what's causing it.

I'm so grateful for the support I've gotten, but I don't have enough to make it for even one more week...

Please, anything you can spare helps.

l0stvegas

Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

snow-nose

ID: a digital drawing of a man in scrubs sitting on a wheeled stool, serenely smiling with his elbow on a rolling cart, where a tablet is flipped open to show an approximation of the Lord Farquaad screensaver. end ID

enigma-absolute

l0stvegas

Reblogging this bc it’s making rounds again

depsidase

targetedknowledge

april

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

gayluigi

hellsitegenetics

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Closest match: Argentina silus genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Greater Argentine

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not-your-average-url

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

gingik

shrimp is a trans allegory because she is only being valued because of her abilities tof ry rice

oneheadtoanother

tachyon-log

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

fishmech

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.