Doctor Doofus PHd in stupid

(Header image by skeuoss on Pinterest) Side blog for @vixenvinesartandwriting Just a girl (she/her) who’s obsessions change constantly, but not consistently. I love animals and nature.

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[star-crimson]

Watching Project Hail Mary finally

[star-crimson]

2/3rds done I am normal

[star-crimson]

10/10

[butt-rice]

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

[cat-skull]

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

[strandnreyes]

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

[strandnreyes]

this is exactly what I’m talking about

[redstonedust]

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

[pompaditty]

I haven't used Tumblr since like. 2018. People still love StH tho, right?

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[ilovebylerandstonathan]

Im rewatching kipo bc it js got back on Netflix. And holy shit I forgot how much I love this damn show holy fuck. I’m on s2 ep4.

and kipo and benson and wolf are my children. Holy shit I love this show. Omg. So much. I love this show 🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭

[sonnesatyr]

Silliest werehog pics I have in my photo gallery 💕

(Pt 1)

[strawdanii]

Sonic Werehog ୭ ˙⋆ ⋆. 𐙚 ˚

[dr-doofus]

Wherehog

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[mousidy]

I really would like to not be treated like my body makes me dangerous

[noze2222]

This is a huge issue for transfems even amongst so-called "progressive" people. Saw someone claim that a trans woman "weaponized their AGAB strength" the other day and if that doesn't speak volumes about how we're perceived by the queer community at large I don't know what does

[penrosesun]

Also for Black people. It’s amazing how many nominal progressives will still look at a 20 year old white woman and see a fragile child that needs to be protected, and then look at a 14 year old Black boy and see an adult whose body is a weapon and a potential threat to those around him.

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[ralfmaximus]

More of this please, everywhere.

After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.

Even the local police are being cool about this.

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

casually asking God if he can be her special little guy

[corynthemightyshearwater]

shitposting is love, shitposting is life

[dr-doofus]

THSTS THE IRIN LUNG GUY!

[romanceyourdemons]

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such