𝐃𝐑-𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄!

𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 𝐫𝐩 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 | 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐭 | 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐧𝐬 | 𝟐𝟏 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬! | 𝐃𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑: 𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 𝐍𝐎 𝐌𝐈: 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄.

[dr-gooses-blog]

𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄!

𝐌𝐘 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄— 𝐃𝐑. 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄, 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐒𝐄, 𝐘𝐄𝐒, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐑 𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐈𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐘.

𝐈𝐅 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐘.

𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐈𝐒𝐓— 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐀 𝐃𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄. 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. 𝐍𝐎 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄.

[HI THIS IS MOD! its my first time as an rp blog so uh.... PLEASE HELP ME? but also i welcome you all aboard on this shit show of a ship because unfortunately, alot of these characters need help, professional help.]

[Please be respectful! That's all i ask of you! Basic human decency and respect to everyone involved <3]

[Headers are not mine! Source: pinterest!]

[uta-the-diva-offical]

Silence.

Absolute silence.

Window breaking noises:

A goose has flown directly into your room.

.... This was not supposed to be my landing zone but oh well! It appears that I've miscalculated the trajectory.

@dr-gooses-blog

oh ! um. okay !

you're the doctor, correct ? nice ta meecha ! i'm uta, but i'm assuming you already knew that, kyeheh ~

[dr-gooses-blog]

I am sorry for the... Window, I'll reimburse on that, truly i aimed for the doorstep but uh... Ended up here! Not a great first impression, no its not— but ofcourse, d'yes, i know you! Who doesn't, you're the most beloved singer around the world.

But yes, i am a doctor— but fear not, i am not here to force you into anything, i only come... Bearing gifts!

Goose unfolded their coat, within it were rows of candy and chocolate bars tapped to the inside linen of the fabric—

Half of the reimbursement for the broken window, i hope, dont worry, i have more.

[uta-the-diva-offical]

ahhh don't worryyyy i've experienced PLENTY worse first impressions !

gifts ! yes !!!

[ uta dashes forward and grabs a candy bar. no wonder she's got a kinship with luffy: the bitches both eat the same. like little feral gremlins. uta what the fuck ]

phfank you ! ifhs deliphcous !

*ahem*

consider your debt paid in full, dr. goose ~ !

[dr-gooses-blog]

I HAVE MORE!!! i have alot where that came from, but uh... I'd still like to reimburse you for the window still.

Are you alright? You seem kind of... Tired, I'd say? Have you been sleeping lately?

[dr-gooses-blog]

U-um Dr. Goose…

I’m here 😓

all ready 🥹

Oh! Oh hello there

Goose scrambles off to stand up— or...its difficult to explain, geese have weird anatomy regarding their knees, did they ever tell you that? Because currently they nearly launched themselves on their face infront of the newcomer.

Come in! Come in, get in and make yourself comfortable— are either of your fathers coming with you to the appointment? I had baked a batch of cookies on their behalf but if not— their loss, you get to have them to yourself!

They pointed around the office— to the couch, the chair ahead of the desk, the bean bag in the corner with the patch of sun peaking through the window.

[sanjiehehe]

I’m afraid Shanks is busy charming mr. Iceberg… and… Mimi doesn’t know about any of this… 🥹

Can I take some of those cookies later and share them with Shanks…? 🥺

[dr-gooses-blog]

Ahhhhh, gay men, you got to love them. I am one myself— but anyway! Ofcourse, you can take whatever you want— they leaned to whisper in their direction like a conspiracy, there's icecream in the fridge too, free for grab.

Take a seat first, anywhere you want— if you also dont feel comfortable in my office, we can go outside down the field, maybe have a picnic? I've had patients who felt suffocated in my office so I've used the outdoorsy program with them alot.

[sanjiehehe]

Oh- you’re so sweet- um- I… I can sit on the couch…

*nervously sits down*

[dr-gooses-blog]

Oh no, no no, we dont have to be nervous sweetheart, i am just a goose! Bigger than most, but that's because of a devil fruit, but i am just a silly bird, here— they extended their wing, you can feel the feathers.

[sanjiehehe]

oh… :’3 they’re silly… ^^

I- I don’t mind that you’re a goose don’t worry!!! You’re very sweet 😓

I’ve just never been… um… to… a meeting like this before 🥹

[dr-gooses-blog]

They are! They're very silly, because i am silly too!

Goose decided to upgrade that silliness by sitting like a loaf infront of her on the coach, they still see eye to eye, but it's the ridiculous imagery that makes up for her lack of apprehension.

And you know what? I hope you never have to attend a meeting like this ever in your life, but your presence here only brings me happiness, I've been pretty lonely here by myself just doing pApErWoRk. Ugh. But really, you dont have to be nervous, im just here to help— you can tell me about yourself first!

[sanjiehehe]

About myself hmm… um… okay so… I am ehehe as you know… I like drawing and cooking… I am planning to open my own small restaurant one day but for now it will just be a food stand or something like that… I will sell air fried onion rings, grilled cheese sandwiches and brownies! 🥰

I used to work at the baratie but oops after less than two weeks I got fired-

um… Mimi (Mihawk) got me two puppies Misu and Yoru and I love them so much!!! I love my whole family<333

[dr-gooses-blog]

Oooooooh! We have a chief amongst us in here! Nika knows the world needs more of those who use their passion in their craft, it adds a different flavour that you cannot find anywhere— what would you call the restaurant, when you open it? And what would it look like! Oh! Please make sure to put those small chairs, some of us cannot climb a barstool and stay without slipping and cracking their beak or nika forbids... Their necks... That was not fun.

Goose winced, over exaggeratingly for the sake of humoring her.

Your family loves you too, more than enough, and it's probably why they brought you here- so they can find out what's making you so sad lately.

[sabo-offical]

there are. bugs on my skin. BUGS ON MY SKIN. my flesh is COVERED IN BUGS.

HELP. HELP ME. HELP.

[imara-rosewood]

i think that’s called a sensory hallucination

i get those a lot. except its seeing monsters in the corners of my eyes. fun!

[sabo-offical]

hey so @dr-gooses-blog

[dr-gooses-blog]

Relatable

But also i need both of you in my office by saturday please.

Sabo you're first

[sabo-offical]

hey so What

why me first what did i do

i am GREAT and NORMAL

[dr-gooses-blog]

You use a pipe as a weapon of choice you aim to attack people by promising to crush their skulls which raises a few concerns about HOW and WHERE you learned that. You have no sense of self preservation because you have no regards for your life and think that if you sacrifice yourself on behalf of other's it'll make you feel like atleast you did one thing right. You defy doctor's orders often because the smell of antiseptic reminds you of every time you failed at a mission and ended up bedridden.

And you like violent men.

D'yes, dark, great and normal. I agree with the first but NOT the latter.

[sabo-offical]

....my pipe has always been my weapon of choice!!! DRAGON TAUGHT ME THE DRAGONCLAW!!!! THATS THE ONLY REASON WHY I CAN CRUSH SKULLS WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!! BLAME HIM!!!!

i. i can make my own decisions. maybe im just a fan of healing the natural way.

not going to comment on the last parts

[dr-gooses-blog]

Dragon..... You say......

Oh and if dragon jumps into a firing pit of hell will you follow him just because?

Nevertheless im not even surprised but that doesn't deny the fact that the rest is facts proven and witnessed

You SHOULD be a fan of healing the normal way because a couple more years you'll turn into a wet sock, literally and figuratively, I've seen it happen with my very own eyes.

[sabo-offical]

he is my boss i trust him and his actions so yes i probably would 👍 wouldn't really affect me since im made of fire anyways

what devil fruit is going to turn me into a wet sock? thats a weird power...?

[dr-gooses-blog]

..... You know you do make a fair point but that doesn't mean you're right.

I dont know but do you want to find out? Do you? Because let me tell you that i saw it happen and it did not look.... Exciting to be caught in.

[sabo-offical]

there are. bugs on my skin. BUGS ON MY SKIN. my flesh is COVERED IN BUGS.

HELP. HELP ME. HELP.

[imara-rosewood]

i think that’s called a sensory hallucination

i get those a lot. except its seeing monsters in the corners of my eyes. fun!

[sabo-offical]

hey so @dr-gooses-blog

[dr-gooses-blog]

Relatable

But also i need both of you in my office by saturday please.

Sabo you're first

[sabo-offical]

hey so What

why me first what did i do

i am GREAT and NORMAL

[dr-gooses-blog]

You use a pipe as a weapon of choice you aim to attack people by promising to crush their skulls which raises a few concerns about HOW and WHERE you learned that. You have no sense of self preservation because you have no regards for your life and think that if you sacrifice yourself on behalf of other's it'll make you feel like atleast you did one thing right. You defy doctor's orders often because the smell of antiseptic reminds you of every time you failed at a mission and ended up bedridden.

And you like violent men.

D'yes, dark, great and normal. I agree with the first but NOT the latter.

[sabo-offical]

....my pipe has always been my weapon of choice!!! DRAGON TAUGHT ME THE DRAGONCLAW!!!! THATS THE ONLY REASON WHY I CAN CRUSH SKULLS WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!! BLAME HIM!!!!

i. i can make my own decisions. maybe im just a fan of healing the natural way.

not going to comment on the last parts

[dr-gooses-blog]

Dragon..... You say......

Oh and if dragon jumps into a firing pit of hell will you follow him just because?

Nevertheless im not even surprised but that doesn't deny the fact that the rest is facts proven and witnessed

You SHOULD be a fan of healing the normal way because a couple more years you'll turn into a wet sock, literally and figuratively, I've seen it happen with my very own eyes.

[dr-gooses-blog]

U-um Dr. Goose…

I’m here 😓

all ready 🥹

Oh! Oh hello there

Goose scrambles off to stand up— or...its difficult to explain, geese have weird anatomy regarding their knees, did they ever tell you that? Because currently they nearly launched themselves on their face infront of the newcomer.

Come in! Come in, get in and make yourself comfortable— are either of your fathers coming with you to the appointment? I had baked a batch of cookies on their behalf but if not— their loss, you get to have them to yourself!

They pointed around the office— to the couch, the chair ahead of the desk, the bean bag in the corner with the patch of sun peaking through the window.

[sanjiehehe]

I’m afraid Shanks is busy charming mr. Iceberg… and… Mimi doesn’t know about any of this… 🥹

Can I take some of those cookies later and share them with Shanks…? 🥺

[dr-gooses-blog]

Ahhhhh, gay men, you got to love them. I am one myself— but anyway! Ofcourse, you can take whatever you want— they leaned to whisper in their direction like a conspiracy, there's icecream in the fridge too, free for grab.

Take a seat first, anywhere you want— if you also dont feel comfortable in my office, we can go outside down the field, maybe have a picnic? I've had patients who felt suffocated in my office so I've used the outdoorsy program with them alot.

[sanjiehehe]

Oh- you’re so sweet- um- I… I can sit on the couch…

*nervously sits down*

[dr-gooses-blog]

Oh no, no no, we dont have to be nervous sweetheart, i am just a goose! Bigger than most, but that's because of a devil fruit, but i am just a silly bird, here— they extended their wing, you can feel the feathers.

[sanjiehehe]

oh… :’3 they’re silly… ^^

I- I don’t mind that you’re a goose don’t worry!!! You’re very sweet 😓

I’ve just never been… um… to… a meeting like this before 🥹

[dr-gooses-blog]

They are! They're very silly, because i am silly too!

Goose decided to upgrade that silliness by sitting like a loaf infront of her on the coach, they still see eye to eye, but it's the ridiculous imagery that makes up for her lack of apprehension.

And you know what? I hope you never have to attend a meeting like this ever in your life, but your presence here only brings me happiness, I've been pretty lonely here by myself just doing pApErWoRk. Ugh. But really, you dont have to be nervous, im just here to help— you can tell me about yourself first!

[dr-gooses-blog]

U-um Dr. Goose…

I’m here 😓

all ready 🥹

Oh! Oh hello there

Goose scrambles off to stand up— or...its difficult to explain, geese have weird anatomy regarding their knees, did they ever tell you that? Because currently they nearly launched themselves on their face infront of the newcomer.

Come in! Come in, get in and make yourself comfortable— are either of your fathers coming with you to the appointment? I had baked a batch of cookies on their behalf but if not— their loss, you get to have them to yourself!

They pointed around the office— to the couch, the chair ahead of the desk, the bean bag in the corner with the patch of sun peaking through the window.

[sanjiehehe]

I’m afraid Shanks is busy charming mr. Iceberg… and… Mimi doesn’t know about any of this… 🥹

Can I take some of those cookies later and share them with Shanks…? 🥺

[dr-gooses-blog]

Ahhhhh, gay men, you got to love them. I am one myself— but anyway! Ofcourse, you can take whatever you want— they leaned to whisper in their direction like a conspiracy, there's icecream in the fridge too, free for grab.

Take a seat first, anywhere you want— if you also dont feel comfortable in my office, we can go outside down the field, maybe have a picnic? I've had patients who felt suffocated in my office so I've used the outdoorsy program with them alot.

[sanjiehehe]

Oh- you’re so sweet- um- I… I can sit on the couch…

*nervously sits down*

[dr-gooses-blog]

Oh no, no no, we dont have to be nervous sweetheart, i am just a goose! Bigger than most, but that's because of a devil fruit, but i am just a silly bird, here— they extended their wing, you can feel the feathers.

[dr-gooses-blog]

U-um Dr. Goose…

I’m here 😓

all ready 🥹

Oh! Oh hello there

Goose scrambles off to stand up— or...its difficult to explain, geese have weird anatomy regarding their knees, did they ever tell you that? Because currently they nearly launched themselves on their face infront of the newcomer.

Come in! Come in, get in and make yourself comfortable— are either of your fathers coming with you to the appointment? I had baked a batch of cookies on their behalf but if not— their loss, you get to have them to yourself!

They pointed around the office— to the couch, the chair ahead of the desk, the bean bag in the corner with the patch of sun peaking through the window.

[sanjiehehe]

I’m afraid Shanks is busy charming mr. Iceberg… and… Mimi doesn’t know about any of this… 🥹

Can I take some of those cookies later and share them with Shanks…? 🥺

[dr-gooses-blog]

Ahhhhh, gay men, you got to love them. I am one myself— but anyway! Ofcourse, you can take whatever you want— they leaned to whisper in their direction like a conspiracy, there's icecream in the fridge too, free for grab.

Take a seat first, anywhere you want— if you also dont feel comfortable in my office, we can go outside down the field, maybe have a picnic? I've had patients who felt suffocated in my office so I've used the outdoorsy program with them alot.

[sabo-offical]

there are. bugs on my skin. BUGS ON MY SKIN. my flesh is COVERED IN BUGS.

HELP. HELP ME. HELP.

[imara-rosewood]

i think that’s called a sensory hallucination

i get those a lot. except its seeing monsters in the corners of my eyes. fun!

[sabo-offical]

hey so @dr-gooses-blog

[dr-gooses-blog]

Relatable

But also i need both of you in my office by saturday please.

Sabo you're first

[sabo-offical]

hey so What

why me first what did i do

i am GREAT and NORMAL

[dr-gooses-blog]

You use a pipe as a weapon of choice you aim to attack people by promising to crush their skulls which raises a few concerns about HOW and WHERE you learned that. You have no sense of self preservation because you have no regards for your life and think that if you sacrifice yourself on behalf of other's it'll make you feel like atleast you did one thing right. You defy doctor's orders often because the smell of antiseptic reminds you of every time you failed at a mission and ended up bedridden.

And you like violent men.

D'yes, dark, great and normal. I agree with the first but NOT the latter.

[dr-gooses-blog]

U-um Dr. Goose…

I’m here 😓

all ready 🥹

Oh! Oh hello there

Goose scrambles off to stand up— or...its difficult to explain, geese have weird anatomy regarding their knees, did they ever tell you that? Because currently they nearly launched themselves on their face infront of the newcomer.

Come in! Come in, get in and make yourself comfortable— are either of your fathers coming with you to the appointment? I had baked a batch of cookies on their behalf but if not— their loss, you get to have them to yourself!

They pointed around the office— to the couch, the chair ahead of the desk, the bean bag in the corner with the patch of sun peaking through the window.

[sabo-offical]

there are. bugs on my skin. BUGS ON MY SKIN. my flesh is COVERED IN BUGS.

HELP. HELP ME. HELP.

[imara-rosewood]

i think that’s called a sensory hallucination

i get those a lot. except its seeing monsters in the corners of my eyes. fun!

[sabo-offical]

hey so @dr-gooses-blog

[dr-gooses-blog]

Relatable

But also i need both of you in my office by saturday please.

Sabo you're first

[dr-gooses-blog]

[Quiet, Dragon pauses in the hallway, taking a steadying breath. Hands clenched into fists, he slowly eases the tension out of his body, before he steps to Dr Goose's open door and knocks on it softly.]

[He says nothing. Just watches and waits.]

Through the blindes they'd been lost in the blurry skies and the music drifting from the little disk replaying on and on, but when the knock came through— they'd jolted like they've been shocked.

They looked beneath the cracks of the doorway and it was a habit you couldn't beat out of them with a metal pipe— they'd look through the cracks of anything to see what is going on the other side.

Goose ruffled their feathers back in place, tis their sanctuary, and such is built for the people, to help the people, and tis not a threat— they've just been caught off guard. They cleared their throat and rearranged their desk, why wait? Come in, come in! They called, and sat patiently as they waited for the newcomer to step in.

[dr-gooses-blog]

Goose nurtures their face into a neutral mask of detachment— though within themselves, they have stopped breathing for a moment— ofcourse the commander had a son, despite it all, he couldn't have carried it himself— but perhaps it is odd; dragon wore nothing but the mantle of his ideologies and responsibility of his choices that it made it difficult to detach that image and see beneath it just a man, of flesh and blood and— a wife.

The irony is dramatic and wrong and furhter more, inaccurate than anything, and you should do better, doctor.

I see... They hum first, letting the pause stew the atmosphere in order for their breathing to return to its natural rhythm, we all think of death as a permanent erasure of presence, dont we? No matter how hard we immortalize it with love, there'll always be that empty space... We dream of meeting them again but most of us wouldn't know what to do when it does, we might not even believe it.

Goose pushes their glasses back, I wouldn't assume, cause frankly I'd be wrong either way, but I'd bite my tomgue and say that its..

Perhaps it is pretty hard for him to grasp the reality that he's in, seeing a loved on after so long must feeling like your feet are bounded to the ground with shackles.

They try their nest to detach but it is getting increasingly difficult not to see a familiar glimmer somewhere shining through.

It's a vehemently disastrous cycle, grieving someone who's still here. How does that make you feel? That she's back... I'd love to know more about her, definitely, honor her like you did by remembering her all your years.

[chief-commander]

[Body tensing up again, he stifles the reaction down. The process takes a few long breaths, during which he continues intensely holding Goose's gaze. Not even the slightest waver can be detected in his breathing, which is a testament to the control he has over his body. He remains quiet, staring — nearly glowering at the good doctor. Hostility has been the defence mechanism he has perfected ever since he was a child and the habit, although more detrimental and hypocritical than anything, is laborious to unlearn. It has served him well.]

['Honouring.' What a useless notion.]

[Dragon deliberately smooths his palm over the armrest in an attempt to ground himself with the feel of the lacquered finish and the wood's rise and fall. Simultaneously, his other hand's thumb traces the spot on his ring finger's base where a ring should be.]

How do you think it makes me feel?

[The moment the words are out Dragon berates himself. He's lashing out, defensive when he came here of his own accord — in hopes of gaining even the slightest insight. This is reprehensible behaviour not befitting a leader of a global army. All Goose has done is present the option for him — he did not force his hand. Dragon should know better than this. He should be better than this.]

[Evidently, he is not.]

[dr-gooses-blog]

Somehow, a smile has overtaken the goose' faces but it's yet to reach their eyes, the commander was rightfully angry with them because their wording was not in the right, or maybe whatever they'll say from now on regardless of its accuracy or estimation wont ever sit right with him— because the commander will not accept that there is actually something wrong— ignore that he is actually here, on the premises, in their office, attempting to open up—

As long as he has not spoken it outloud to himself and sat with the silence echoing back to him he will always negate it's existence and truth.

and goose is not falling for that trap— to talk on his behalf is not going to get this anywhere.

How i think? They hummed, tapping their pen, how i think... How i think.... How i think it makes you feel— i dont know, its probably not what he wanted to hear, but he let that stew, let the silence overtake the room so he can hear it in person, i dont know how it would make you feel as i am not you, and therefore i am not what you've been through. But you know what i think on a completely off the plane of relevance into the non sequitor airplane?

Goose does not like that they've been forced to stray away from their objective, but not everything can be fixed right then and there, patience is needed to actually reach a point.

When a machine stops working and we hit it repeatrdly until it decides to cooperate or... There's no or, actually, we will forever keep hitting it because we do not have the time or the energy or the will to learn how to take it apart and fix it— that, while pedantic, is called precussive maintenance, and its what you utilize on yourself. You have lived your life as a wraith listening to others and taking in information like a motherboard— you're never the talker, you let people talk to you and tell you everything but the moment that spotlight is on you practically hit it until its off from your sight, you would rather die than talk about yourself to someone because you do not see yourself as a person, rather as a machine based off the concept of freedom.

I will not answer your rhetorical question because it is none of my concern nor do i matter, but i will wait until you do.

but if i could show you that regardless of you spoke to me now or never, i can and will still read between your lines.

[sanjiehehe]

ahhh I’ve finally found someone for alcohol and funny stuff :333

Hihi~ I love you two so much 🥰

Shanks will never find out…

[redhaired-redhearted]

@dr-gooses-blog we need you

[dr-gooses-blog]

Goose have achieved a new level of concerns harbored within their body that they're, bewildered and confuzzled, considering to intervene.

Okay, d'yes, ofcourse, come see me whenever you're ready, matter of fact— give me your address, I'll airdrop on you.

[sanjiehehe]

Um… @redhaired-redhearted …?

[dr-gooses-blog]

Oh! I hope i didn't rub off wrong, I'm dr goose, and i am infact just a goose. by the way, not yet well acquainted with your father but we should've been he needs this more than anyone else, what's your name?

[uta-the-diva-offical]

Silence.

Absolute silence.

Window breaking noises:

A goose has flown directly into your room.

.... This was not supposed to be my landing zone but oh well! It appears that I've miscalculated the trajectory.

@dr-gooses-blog

oh ! um. okay !

you're the doctor, correct ? nice ta meecha ! i'm uta, but i'm assuming you already knew that, kyeheh ~

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I am sorry for the... Window, I'll reimburse on that, truly i aimed for the doorstep but uh... Ended up here! Not a great first impression, no its not— but ofcourse, d'yes, i know you! Who doesn't, you're the most beloved singer around the world.

But yes, i am a doctor— but fear not, i am not here to force you into anything, i only come... Bearing gifts!

Goose unfolded their coat, within it were rows of candy and chocolate bars tapped to the inside linen of the fabric—

Half of the reimbursement for the broken window, i hope, dont worry, i have more.

[humofnight]

i love one (1) disaster wizard

[chief-commander]

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[For anyone enjoying the threat of cheif commander in therapy this is basically how it's going currently]

[Matter of fact remove the glass wall and let those plates stay up by the sheer fucking will of destiny still deciding to mess with you after all these years]

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Normally I wouldn't suggest you seek someone out without them coming to you first, but–

@uta-the-diva-offical has been recently re-exposed to the source of her buckets of trauma & I think she needs a fellow feathered friend to assist her?

Goose read the anonymous letter, going through the lines one by one— it sort of brought a smile to their face that was unprompted, its delightful to see people reaching out about their loved ones, a spine of someone is made out of love from around them—

Surely, Uta has been strong, but even those pillars can bend and tilt— also i am a fan, a huge fan, not because of my feathers that could be used to create a fan, but a genuine fan of the voice of all blue, but all of that aside— why ofcourse! I would help!

Just let me get a drink first, there a fire in the vents again.

[sanjiehehe]

ahhh I’ve finally found someone for alcohol and funny stuff :333

Hihi~ I love you two so much 🥰

Shanks will never find out…

[redhaired-redhearted]

@dr-gooses-blog we need you

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Goose have achieved a new level of concerns harbored within their body that they're, bewildered and confuzzled, considering to intervene.

Okay, d'yes, ofcourse, come see me whenever you're ready, matter of fact— give me your address, I'll airdrop on you.