THE YAOIEST MOTHERFUCKER WHO EVER LIVED

Capricorn aka the ultimate mysterious person you want to have sex with

[starrynet]

they get to feel a little swaggy out there 💖

[1-800-horrorfilms]

[arcane-machine]

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[great-and-small]

“People suck”

Okay but what about the person who brought this injured dragonfly to a wildlife rehabber

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

such is the extraordinary power of the elf stones

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[robotlyra]

The reason why McConnell is currently ambiguously dead is because KY law was recently amended to state that a vacant senate seat must be filled by a special election, but previously, the duty to fill a vacant senate seat was by appointment of the current governor. The present KY gov is a Democrat, and has the means to challenge the special elections rule in the state supreme court, under the argument that it is unconstitutional to governor's power as outlined in the KY state constitution. So given the risk of a Dem appointee who would become an incumbent to challenge, or a special election race in the middle of the Mamdani Endorsement DemSoc run on congressional seats, McConnell will remain in quantum superposition between life and death until there is no longer a risk of his republican power being challenged.

Which... you know, really is life in the American Fascist Era in a nutshell: a questionably dead or dying racist lich refusing to reliquinsh the ability to make all our lives miserable

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[silvermoon424]

[glacecakes]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[heated-blanket]

RIP bozo status pending

[3000s]

im gonna eat some food

only got 20 morsels in my pocket

[lutalical]

[ph-cutie]

[becquerel]

i love when people on the internet get denied stuff and you find the most innovative minds of the generation dedicated to making goddamn sure other people get what they want come hell or high water

[becquerel]

[honey-coyote]

getting on ao3 (and other websites) through IbisPaint

open IbisPaint

open a canvas (any one should do)

use the text tool to start typing

choose a font

click the + tab to look for fonts

Google ao3

heres a more visual example

[sunderwight]

Also guys remember, AO3 has a function that will let you download an entire fic.

Just click download, then pick a file type that you have any kind of ereader for (epub, mobi, etc) and you can have the entire fic offline. Then even if AO3 is blocked on a certain network (like your house's wifi, or you school or work or so on) you can still read, all you have to do is browse the archive and pick out a few fics first on a network that doesn't have AO3 blocked (your local library, for example), and then come back to comment/kudos/etc again later as well.

[oneheadtoanother]

[asphaltgashes]

whoops

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[missbeckywrites]