SIBLINGS SENTENCE STARTERS. for use between muses who are siblings or have sibling-like bonds!
“mom/dad said to tell you we’re having pizza.” “i borrowed your ___. i hope that’s fine.” “you know i’ve got your back, right? i know i don’t always make it obvious, but..” “get out of my room!!!” “i’m sorry. i didn’t mean to hit you that hard. you can hit me back if you want.” “did he/she/they make you cry? want me to kill him/her/them?” “it’s my turn with the xbox/ps4/etc, you’ve been playing for hours!” “*greets them with nothing but a loud screech and then a nod*” “get out of the bathroom! it’s been hours!” “i hate watching tv shows written by people who didn’t have siblings. i think i’d rather die than call you lil’ bro/sis/etc.” “hey, i promised i’d be there for you. i’m not gonna break that promise.” “i’m having friends over. don’t bother them.” “can you drive me to the store/park/etc?” “*sits on them to establish dominance*” “i told you to leave the ketchup out! i was gonna use it!” “wanna walk to the park?” “nice shirt you ugly loser.” “okay, i’m the only person who’s allowed to call you an ugly loser.” “*walks into their room, stares for 10 full seconds, walks back out without closing the door*” “can you stop singing in the shower?? it’s seven in the morning!” “go kick his ass. i’ll be your alibi if you get arrested for it.” “why are you calling me? it’s 3 in the morning.” “i got you wendy’s but i ate like half your fries on the way here.” “this is the fourth time in the past hour you’ve asked me to play just dance with you and i don’t know why you want to play because last time you got so mad when i beat you that you threw the controller at me.” “hey, check out this video–” “*30 minutes after a fight* wanna go to dunkin donuts?”
