Dr. Skara’s Apothecary

Greetings. I am Dr. Skara. In my apothecary, I like to talk about plague doctors, Doctor Who, Minecraft, and my creative writing projects.

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

Plague Doctor Oath

-ℑ𝔣 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔩, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔬 𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔡-

-ℑ𝔣 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔡, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔬 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱-

-ℑ𝔣 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔳𝔦𝔳𝔢-

[dr-skara]

Me: *stuck on TikTok*

Some part of my brain: “You know, the average life expectancy is about 75 years old. After that, no one is gonna be shocked if you just drop dead one day. When you become a fully formed person at 25, you have—on average—a good 50 years left. That’s 50 birthdays. 50 summers. 50 winters. 50 holidays. By now, half of those are gonna be when you have visible wrinkles and graying, if not completely gray, hair. And that’s assuming you’re lucky enough to have decent health your whole life. You’re 27 now. We’re already halfway through this year, which means you’re near 28. Is this *really* what you want to be doing with your time?”

Me: “OKAY! ENOUGH SCROLLING FOR THE DAY!”

[plaguedocboi]

I just had the goofiest lucid dream ever. I was stuck in a house with a bunch of people who were being really passive aggressive and rude to me and blaming me for everything bad that happened so I just said “okay I’m leaving” and I stepped outside and discovered there was like. some kind of nuclear apocalypse going on outside (I assume this was my subconscious’s attempt to get me to stay and work out my problems) but I just said “ok bet” and left anyway. And the rest of the dream was some action-survival Mad Max bullshit and I think my subconscious was hoping I’d eventually turn back if it kept throwing insane shit at me but no. If it sucks hit da bricks. I’m outta here.

[dr-skara]

so real.

[hoshinomusume]

[dr-skara]

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[ceruleana]

i love DMing in dnd because it's like saying to your friends, here's a lil gift i made 🤲it's a storie :] and youre the main characters :]]] And i love playing in dnd because i get to be like to my friends, woweee I love your imaginary world youre so talented :]]] here's a joke i came up with to make you laugh :] i love you

[bcat23-spams]

A plague picnic under the stars

I actually sketched this forever ago the came back to it later on XP

[dr-skara]

The Time Lords going extinct never made sense to me. I get that it had to be that way to make the show more appealing to a modern audience, but you expect me to believe that, during a war that “spanned all of creation”, a species of people that can travel anywhere in time and space all happened to be on the same planet at the same time when Gallifrey was lost? I mean, there’d have to be more than a couple still out there somewhere.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

fuck it

we ball

(as usual feel free to meme the shit outta these images. impact text it, deep fry it, whatever, have fun!)

[dr-skara]

What if a wizard true polymorphed you into one of those puffball dandelions and then blew on it?

[squidcave]

another silly guy to add to my collection

[dr-skara]

*writes in my plague doctor journal* Don't... mix up.... anesthetic with aphrodisiac

[plaguedocboi]

*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*

[plague-masks-n-mushrooms]

*emits a cloud of toxic spores*

[plaguedocboi]

Well there’s no need to be dramatic

[bowling-with-skulls]

i physically had to draw this

[plaguedocboi]

Plague doctor with Doclings

[gothicspork]

Have you been booping responsibly?

[gothicspork]

Timely reminder

[dr-skara]

Minecraft cave noises can hell right the fuck off

[farvann]

Putting on a good face

[the-quasar-hero]

Please remember that you do not need to have British accents in your fantasy story. It’s absolutely not necessary

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Please remember that you do need to have Boston accents in your fantasy story. It's absolutely necessary