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del / prev. meeka| bi | she/they | 20+ | side/writing blog: @asphxdelon i'm here to procrastinate my cares away and scroll through fandom shit everyday. feel free to hit me up whenever and about literally anything. (UNLESS you're a porn bot. if so then FUCK off)

[dr-stxrk]

tag masterpost

this is made purely for me, because i have too much going on in that monkey brain of mine and i keep forgetting what tags i use for what. anyway. it may also make it easier for someone to browse through my blog if they wanted to i suppose but know that this is not my intention.

save - posts that i need to come back to later.

poetry - any kind of writing or sentence that just reads like poetry to me. may include actual poetry.

recs - recommendations i find on tumblr. could be books, podcasts, fics, comics, tv shows etc.

to be cont.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[purepathologist]

basically what i've been learning from horror podcasts is that the most romantic thing you can do for your partner is to fucking kill them

[nether-demon-warthog]

art by @wolfythewitch

[iofidjit]

Bad day

And the reference!

[agnessdei]

text posts that remind me of tma: part 3

part 1, part 2, part 4, part 5, part 6

Gertrude:

Jon and Tim:

mag 160:

mag 101:

type of shit Mary would send Gerry:

Jon:

Melanie:

Gerry:

[wolfythewitch]

I wish I could write fics so I could write a vague jontim au where Tim regularly quips back to Jon in mandarin because he gets a rise over the fact that Jon doesn't understand it, and he peppers in various terms of endearment (often sarcastic, but sometimes he says it just because he wants to. It feels right. Minor indulgences) it's season 3 and he's still mad at Jon, and he's still so very angry at everything, and he still wants to die, but the habit carries. And he insults Jon to his face, curses him, throws barbed words his eau. But he also says that he misses him. I love you. I miss you. except at some point in season 3 Jon is able to understand languages. And Tim doesn't realize this, and Jon doesn't realize this, and he's just Thoroughly confused why Tim keeps switching up his attitude towards him

[wolfythewitch]

rough jontim animatic as a little treat

[wolfythewitch]

Jontim

[wetsandmemories]

unfortunately I like my ships different variations of active suicide risk

[wolfythewitch]

Jontim......

[regent-of-chaos]

Sunrise of a Dark Night

Ship: Rogue/Gambit

Genre: Hurt/comfort

wordcount:200

for @roguegambitweek prompt: nightmares/daydreams

Another one of those nights, Remy's mind supplied oh-so-helpfully as he nursed a cup of hot milk and honey, trembling arm leaning against the kitchen counter. Rogue swore up and down it used to help Kurt when he had nightmares, and it definetly couldn't hurt him to try, if just to humor her.

"Gonna tell me what's troubling you now that you remember how to breathe, Sug? Or do you just wanna sit in the kitchen for a minute, 'cause I'm good either way," she mumbled, barely stifling a yawn as she poured her own cup. Her eyes didn't budge off him.

He shook his head, taking another gulp from the mug, looking out at the sunrise. Best she didn't know about everything, for both their sakes.

Against all expectations, he did feel something ease in his chest. His cheek pressed into her shoulder as he listened to her soft hums, accompanied by their shared heartbeat, watching the sky grow from an angry crimson to a gentle, inviting yellow and then blue—how it should be. He looked at her with silent wonder in his expression, eyes drifting between her and the half empty cup. She may have a point.

[rainecats]

Shout out to non-binary people who do identify as a third gender, who don’t have a gender at all, who have a mix, who’s gender changes, who’s gender fluctuates, who’s gender can’t be described by traditional “masculine” or “feminine” terminology, and who’s gender went mysteriously missing in the war

[hemi-demi]

Was gonna save these for Valentine's Day but since Jmart was on the top 100 ships list today it just felt apt ❤️ so here's a cute coffee/tea date where Jon is giving me severe gender envy. My god.

[casgirl]

Characters who are like “let’s run away together let’s get away from all this” when it’s already too late!!!!!!!

[linbluemonster]

This happened to my good friend Jonathan Sims

[spartagulosus]

This seemed appropriate. Not really jmarty though so I hope it counts. Ace day 6 of @jonmartinweek

[41protons]

…worm jokes don’t do very well in the Archives.