Chocobros Ruined Me

Kerra. 26. Prompto is my smol son plz leave him alone. BA in Criminal Justice. Anything interesting, I reblog.

[wilsontsam]

Captain America: Civil War (2016) | The Falcon and The Winter Soldier S01E03: Power Broker (2021)

[winter-soldier95]

He kept the notebook.💔

There goes my heart, shattering to pieces.

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier || The Falcon And The Winter Soldier.

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My Stucky blog (fanarts and AUs) - @odetolove95

[crawly]

just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

[crawly]

[crawly]

imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go

[millenniumitem]

i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg

[super-metroid]

this is some shit out of a final destination movie

[bold-lip-as-seratonin]

this same stupid fucking architect built the ugliest eyesore in Manhattan that is currently being sued by like, half of their billionaire investors because the engineering and construction of it were so shoddy that half the place is constantly flooding, it sways MASSIVELY in the wind because it’s just a tall skinny dick with nothing to buffer it, and the elevators stop working because of said flooding and swaying MORE THAN ONCE. WITH PEOPLE INSIDE.

Why do people hire this tool.

[a-cupcake-demon-deactivated2024]

Important news

[weedle-testaburger]

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

[with-fervor]

you’re right and you should say it

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Literally don’t understand how people my age have done things already I swear I just woke up a year ago

[1dietcokeinacan]

I’m in a continual state of waking up. Every time I think I’ve finally woken up I wake up yet again

[mvlans-moved-deactivated2017021]

[americasgirlfriend]

#he’s just mad because of the gay panic he went through

[madiisonclarkk]

 #second gif: BUT PING I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DUDE I THOUGHT I LIKED DICK #YOU PUT ME THROUGH A LOT YOU SAUCY MINX #YOU DIDN’T MEAN FOR IT TO GO THIS FAR? #IT WENT FAR ENOUGH FOR ME TO START WRITING A COMING OUT SPEECH

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

I WILL GO ON A RAMPAGE DON’T YOU DARE DIMINISH HIS CHARACTER ONE MORE TIME

LOOK AT WHAT HE JUST WENT THROUGH

HE ALMOST LOST HIS DEAR FRIEND 

HIS FRIEND WHO JUST SAVED HIS LIFE

AND RISKED EVERYTHING AND PRACTICALLY SINGLE HANDEDLY DEFEATED THE HUNS

AND NOW THE LAW SAYS HE HAS TO KILL THIS AMAZING PERSON

THE LAW HE WAS RAISED BY A MILITARY FAMILY AND SOCIETY TO HONOR AND RESPECT

THE LAW HE, AS A CAPTAIN OF THE ARMY, HAS PROMISED TO LIVE BY

AND IT IS SO INGRAINED IN HIM TO FOLLOW THAT LAW AND THE PUNISHMENT THAT COULD FOLLOW HIM REFUSING TO OBEY COULD BE SERIOUS

HE KNOWS WHAT HE HAS TO DO BUT THIS ISN’T JUST ANY SOLDIER, IT’S HIS FRIEND, HIS HERO

HIS FRIEND, WHOM HE THOUGHT HE KNEW, WHOM HE TRUSTED WITH HIS LIFE, HE JUST FOUND OUT HAS BEEN LYING TO HIM THE ENTIRE TIME

HE’S NOT WHO HE SAID HE WAS, HE’S NOT EVEN A HE, AND HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO TRUST THIS PERSON ANYMORE

IT’S STUPID, BUT HE’S CONFLICTED, AND IT HURTS

AND YOU KNOW WHAT

YOU KNOW WHAT

DO YOU EVEN SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE IN THE SECOND GIF

HIS DAD JUST DIED

HIS FATHER DIED YESTERDAY

IN A BATTLE HE COULDN’T EVEN GET TO SOON ENOUGH TO HELP

THEN MULAN TELLS HIM JUST WHY SHE ENTERED THE WAR

TO SAVE HER DAD FROM DYING THE SAME WAY HIS DID

AND YOU CAN SEE THAT IN HIS FACE, HOW MUCH THAT GETS TO HIM

HE IS SO CONFLICTED OVER A MILLION THINGS HERE

DO YOU HONESTLY THINK A GAY SCARE WAS THE ONLY THING GOING THROUGH HIS MIND RIGHT NOW

DO YOU!?

[caffine-addict-deactivated20200]

AMEN

[soap-lady]

So many people miss this.

[mob-sama-deactivated20231030]

This man just lost his father dude and to know that she was doing all she did, breaking the law, to save her own father? How could he kill her? For doing something as honorable as sacrificing herself for her father? This movie is deep as fuck dude. Don’t diminish his character.

[official-lucifers-child]

the symmetry of mulan breaking the law to save her father and him breaking the law to save her because he lost his father will always blow me away

[obsidiancreates]

WAIT I NEVER NOTICED THAT

[princeowl-deactivated20150410]

will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter 

[kdfskdbkjfbkdjfb-deactivated202]

[acaseofthewiggins]

[sinsensory]

(source)

[robin-redbreast]

i went looking on twitter and there was more

[merrikstryfe]

[nonbinary-adhd]

damn i really do be saying things huh. cringe

[nonbinary-adhd]

nevermind im back to being sexy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yearningheart]

[4la-deactivated20210919]

*thinks of all my worst memories so that every empath in a mile radius takes psychic damage*

[geekysprinkler]

jack walking into cas and deans room at 2am to tell them he threw up

[lazywitchling]

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella

Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought...” just before thunder

Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh... [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “...yes O_o”

[lazywitchling]

Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up

Cheese that I’ve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when it’s about to rain big time

“Gruyere” is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.

[lazywitchling]

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

[elodieunderglass]

Cheesewitching. I respect it.

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[flight-freedom-deactivated20231]

a SWAMP is a wetland that can support trees a MARSH is a wetland that cannot support trees

[omruc]

tumblr posts like this do more for the education system than any public school in america