Worm Food

Ash | he/him/they/them | 25

[dr0p-d69d]

Cancelled my morning appointment to sit in bed and eat chili cheese fries it 8:30 am

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough

[gorgynei]

trust us bro.

[dr0p-d69d]

Truly what is the point

[strayknight]

the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks

[spillways-mp3]

[dr0p-d69d]

Asking my crystal ball if I should become a kelp farmer

[shesnake]

hello august you piece of shit

[shesnake]

goodbye august you piece of shit

[dr0p-d69d]

Went to bed shivering and woke up 3 hours later with a fever put me down like a broke leg horse

[bleekay]

[kilsie]

So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live

[foolhearteyes]

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

[jkthinkythoughts]

I swear this is how I feel every time I see a Tumblr screenshot out in the wild

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[niceferatu]

remember when they were saying that bisexuals couldn't be butch or femme and we had to be like. deer

[niceferatu]

it was worse than I remembered

you couldn't be a futch they/them you had to be a pigeon

[natequarter]

completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

[pawbeanies]

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

[thesituation]

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

[thesituation]

you’re scaring me